hey dude!!
my name is Kyle Broflovski and im 9 years-old and i live here in a lame ass town called South Park with my mom, dad and my adopted canidian brother Ike. I go to a school called South Park Elementry and it sucks to be the only Jewish kid in my class!! I hang out with Stan,Kenny, and sometimes Cartman , but my best friend is Stan we basically do everything together! Even though i hang out with Cartman I really hate him because hes an annoying fat fuck whos always against my religion, calls my mom a bitch and always gets his way!! I like playing "Kick the Baby" with my adopted brother Ike!! my favorite sport is basketball and im the best at it in South Park, but everyone says "Jews cant play Basketball" and that im not tall and black, so i had to get cosmetic surgery using Mr.. i mean Mrs. Garrison's old balls for my legs. i play the acoustic in our band "Moop" which Cartman left to make a lame Christian Rock band called "Faith+1" and made a bet with me, so whoever makes a Platnum album first wins and gets 10 bucks. oh and Terrance and Phillip pwn!
P.S. I HATE CARTMAN
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