About Me
Hey I-I-I'm Jimmy Volmer (formerly Jimmy Swanson). I'm in fourthgrade at s-s-south park elementary. My best f-f-friend is timmy. But I hang out with Clyde, Craig, Token, Tweek and the four main Characers. Like Timmy, I am h-handicapped,with muscular dystrophy {technical f-f-for being crippled} but I use crutches to walk and I'm able to s-s-speak to people (with a s-stutter) and I sometimes end my sentences w-with "Wow, what a great audience" even if there is only one person. *random fact*Jimmy's character is inspired by Tiny Tim Cratchit from Dickens's Christmas carrol.
I l-love to perform stand-up comedy. M-M-My favorite Christmas song is the Twelve Days of Christmas, which I sing in front of City Hall. In M-My first appearance in "Cripple Fight" I and Timmy engage in a fistfight that is, s-shot-for-shot, nearly identical to the fistfight scene in They Live. Later, though, we get along very well, playing together in a The Lord of the Rings parody, teaming up against Christopher Reeve in "Krazy Kripples" and competing together in the Special Olympics in "Up the Down Steroid". I seem to be the only one who can understand Timmy. Recently, I have started to get erections. I'm the only 4th-grader to lose his virginity, having sex with a prostitute named Nut-Gobbler.
My last name is uncertain; he was known as "Jim Swanson" in "Krazy Kripples", but "Volmer" in the episode "Up the Down Steroid", "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", and "Erection Day". This was referenced in Tsst, in which Jimmy asked Cartman, after he said they were best friends, what his last name was, which Cartman didn't know.
Like Timmy, the humor of My character comes from my endless optimism despite my handicap; my disability is not mocked per se, but rather my exaggerated eagerness to be a successful "handi-capable" person is. I have recently started to expand My role on South Park; it is unknown if I'm is being eased in as a "main character". My cruthes seem to hinder my arm use. This is shown in "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" as I try to get Mrs. Marshes shopping cart out of a row.
I am also eager to be a fourth member - In Professor Chaos I am one of the final ten fourth members, and also become a suck-up, which may be why he was declined as a fourth member. I am also criticised for my jokes, which in Cripple Fight, most notably, were considered funny. In Krazy Kripples, it is revealed that My parents teased people with disabilities when they were teenagers, and thought that God made their son crippled for revenge to teach them a lesson.
