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About Me

I'm Kenny McCormick. My family is poor because my asshole dad is too lazy to get a job. I have an older brother named Kevin and a little sister with no name. I always hang around with my kickass friends Stan and Kyle, and that fat piece of shit Cartman follows us around. I'm an expert with the ladies, and whenever the guys need to know about anything sexual, they always turn to me. I guess you could call me a pervert. I'm well known for my many deaths, but don't worry, I always come back. I wear my parka because I LIKE IT. My voice may be muffled but if you really know me you'll know what I'm saying. I know I'm pretty much a prop in the new episodes, but at least you get to see my sexy face SOMETIMES, right?

YES I AM AWARE THAT THIS VIDEO MAKES FUN OF SOUTH PARK IN A STUPID CRAPPY WAY. I'M AWARE THAT IT SUCKS AND IS TOTALLY RANDOM AND IDIOTIC. I'M AWARE THAT I'M NOT EVEN REALLY IN IT. THATS WHY I PUT IT UP. I THINK IT'S SUPER FUNNY.

My Interests

Sexy ladies.
Big titties.
Hanging out with my friends.
Funny movies.
Teaching people sexual stuff.
Terrance and phillip.
World of warcraft.
Money.
Ripping on cartman.
Stealing food.
Sledding.
My golden psp.
Not dying.
Spin bottom nut squash.
Making faces at sick people.
Building clubhouses.
My go-go action bronco.
Cutting the holes out of the crotch area in playboys.
Laughing at my parents when they fight.
Rob Schneider.

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Ssup guys? I'm Kenny McCormick. I go to South Park elementary and I love hanging out with my best friends Stan and Kyle. That fatass Cartman always follows us around. He's a douche. I'm the most intelligent when it comes to knowledge of ladies and how to work them. I love stealing my dad's playboys and cutting the crotches out of the pictures. I guess I'm somewhat of a pervert, but that's nothing to be ashamed of! I'm always a loyal friend and I'm always there when people need me. Well except when I die, which seems to happen to me a lot. But I always come back. I have a girlfriend, Porshce, and she's sexy and I love her!

Music:

Moop.
Fingerbang.
Judas Priest.

Movies:

Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire.
Rob Schneider is The Stapler.
Rob Schneider is a Carrot.
Rob Schneider is Dur.
Rob Scneider is Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too.
Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.
Rob Scheider is Kenny.