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Butterscotch Cripple

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About Me

ROLLER DERBY, Art, Activism, Music, Sex Toys... this is my life.

My Interests

art, music, fucking roller derby, drinking, sci fi, comics, tattoos, piercings, suspensions, books, cooking, mix cds, movies, weird shit, cheese, animals, vegetarianism, your mom, activism.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people for...exchange of ideas... yeah that about sums it up.
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Music:

I live for music. I love most types of it. I really dig raw, intense rock. I dig anything from punk rock, to metal, to jazz, jam bands, funk, hip hop, folk, indie. To name it all would mean..... to make an effort!

Movies:

Wes Anderson flicks, anything weird, Basquiat, anything with a mere glimspe of BOWIE. Mel Brooks flicks, and I'm a sci fi nerd. And I've seen top gun like 40 times, but my Dad used to fly airplanes, so i have an excuse.

Television:

Adult Swim, Los Simpsons, American Chopper, Chapelle's Show and The Daily Show.

Books:

I have a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tattoo. Other books include; anything by the beat writers, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly by Bauby, Symposium by Plato, Jesus Son by Johnson, Sula by Morrison, Breath Eyes Memory by Danticat, The Fall by Camus, Things Fall Apart By Achebe, Twelth Night by Shakespear.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Why do I keep torturing myself?

Even when I know I can't have something, I still manage to torture myself with constant reminders of the very fact that I simply cannot have what I want.  Simple Example: I had jaw surgery when ...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:56:00 PST

Therapy through Self-Indulgence

I have been really bummed about my puppy being put to sleep.   A derby friend of mine told me that she googled my derby name and what came up made her day. So she said I should at least chec...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:58:00 PST

RIP Mr. Puppy

We had to put my puppy, Macduff (aka Duff), to sleep today. He was a Pitbull Labrador mix and he was about 3 years old. He suffered from a serious form of anemia caused by an over-active immune syst...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

Me+ My Assistant+ Vibrating Dildo= Instructional Sex Toy Video Blog

Yeah... I'm informative and awkward. ...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:19:00 PST

Why wont you recognize how psychedelic I am?

"Why won't you recognize how psychedelic I am? And love me?"- Psychedelic by Yellow Fever (a song about Donovan). I'm back from Austin, TX- in case anyone hadn't figured that out. I'm sure people wer...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:24:00 PST

Skate Tech Call to Arms!

So, I'm back from regionals.  Did a lot of work on skates while I was there.I am proud to say that only one of my players had an equipment malfunction and it was at the end of the game; a fixed t...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

Findings from another day at work....

Ok, so I don't know if anyone really KNOWS what I do at work.  Most people just know I work for a sex toy company and I have something to do with reviews.  Well, my job is to find reviewers ...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

Happy VD!

Happy VD!clone itOh it's that time of year again&VD aka Valentine's Day:When people without a special someone find a not-so-special someone to have sex with in a sad, drunken stupor. Wrap it up this ...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Weird Day At Work!

we got these Phallix Glass Dildos in... new ones...And they are quite obviously pipes fashioned in dildo shapes, though none of these are on the company's webpage and we always order their new lines a...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day from Butterscotch Cripple!

Happy Valentine's Day from Butterscotch Cripple!(click the images for more info or just scroll down) edenfantasys.com | clone itSo for all of you who don't know how I make a living....I am a sex toy s...
Posted by Butterscotch Cripple on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST