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MANDA WAR

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About Me

forcibly show teeth in a photographed images. curled as compared to clenched. if so much has to do with environment, a laugh and a smile wouldn't be the same two blocks down the road, five hundred feet up, or sixty degrees latitude. nobody invented hate.
example one: in class when they speak of clevage cells, and draw a nearly divided cell, i laugh because they resemble breasts. then i look around at everyone else, and think, this is why i can't be a doctor, and everyone else here can because...well, i would be flicking someone's nipple during examination to loosen them up, and i would get sued and then i would end up in some apartment on the west side of town drinking old grand-dad with a five o-clock shadow crying myself to sleep amongst crumpled burger king wrappers, wondering what went wrong and why i can't "make anything of myself". so i just set my career goals low, while keeping my to do list at venturing in my town's stangel motel's attick and video taping what is inside of it, then leaving a set up of a satanic alter and some meat and eggs, hoping they will wonder what the smell is. they will send wanda to check it out, and she will have a near heart attack, and hopefully it will make the paper. if not someone's day.
the people closest to me believe i hate everything. they do not understand my passion for what is right, altrious, and my striving for truth. i understand the world is not built the way that i would like it, and it sure as hell won't either when i die. when did TRYING become an impossible notion, and why do you only try if you can save it all? why is talking about politics boring? or talking about the construct of society, and having a good conversation. revolution broke out in france and all over the world, becuase of the people who talked about the tyranny of the kings....i'm going to stay pissed off and you all are going to have to deal.

My Interests

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAD, science, rollerstakin, mechanical pencils, tramp art, nineties, thrift stores, smashing pumpkins on halloween and making pumpkin seeds with the insides, philosophy on such acts as stealing pumpkins and making pumpkin seeds with the insides, school (sometimes), comedy, drugs, sketching old women with saggy breats, drawing babies as small men doing luid acts, visiting the city, farms, animals, foxes, comfortable clothes, sewing, movie theatres, coffee, tea, conversation, sly fox irish red.

I'd like to meet:

the ancient civilization of mars.

Music:

discount, that dog, fifteen, dead and gone, slackers, melvins, weston, toasters, suicidal tendencies, atomic bitchwax, floor, archers of loaf, mudhoney, veruca salt, church of misery, replacements, blatz, alkaline trio, gorilla buscuits, HELMET, gadjits, sonic youth, killingtons, black sabbath, breeders, metallica, dead milkmen, vandals, screeching weasel, murphy's law, L7, marilyn manson, p.u.s.a., neurosis, pollen, venom, and of course pantera!

Television:

south park, simpsons, comedy central, IFC, sundance channel, taxi cab confessions, and soft core porn

Books:

science textbooks, i am legend, phantom tollbooth, chaos, short story books, god's debris, poorhouse fair, invisible monsters, like water for chocolate, books about globalism, any fantasy, science fiction short stories i can take from my dad's room and read before i go to bed, how the mind works, women who run with the wolves, the flounder...and so on...

Heroes:

ma, pa, frazetta, and my cat ben.

My Blog

Oprah is a tool

 Plastic Surgery Disasters   Clicking on the shortcut to my internet explorer brings me to MSN's website which had Paula's and six other's story of how plastic surgery has changed their ...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:07:00 PST

spider kill

i pulled my curtains aside, and saw this evil looking spider, it looked like it had fangs, you know like the cartoon spiders, it continued back and forth back and forth, it knew it wanted outside, it ...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

Check out this video: faction 1 video

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Posted by MANDA WAR on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

eye see what you are saying

i pulled every hair out of my head meticuously. such care was taken on what section and the manner in which i pulled out, i danced in circles as each culmination of lined dead cells left my skin. feel...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

skating in all ways possible

so im starting to believe that i want a skateboard, freshman year deane gave me one and i would use it to get around. i had fun with it. where did it go? i believe it to be stolen. yes. STOLEN. n...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:58:00 PST

always read labels

ok so i woke up this morning or should i say yesterday morning at six o clock in the mornin an hour before i was supposed to wake up, NICE HUH, and my HEAD WOULD-NOT-STOP-ITCHING. all the sweat from p...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST

REAL journal.

yeo look, here's the real deal http://www.livejournal.com/users/mandocomando i bitch a lot in there and some shit may offend you....take caution. i use a lot of words people don't like. but thats o...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is in jesse's journal, but i gotta put it in here.

my beer is gone so i must dance, oh no i drank too much, shit in my pants! now i've gone and done a gg; no i got two balls not three; that's right two miny sacs; and i touch em when i kick back; i don...
Posted by MANDA WAR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST