musical buzzino

Musical Buzzino is a record stolen from a triple x section in a restaurant storeroom. Some guys from Hubb, a town close to every town, after a reading of an italian poet's poems, took it as example of 'how to get good luck in robberies', because this record in its original packaging, smells of Osmagrillis, a powerful spice from deep inside mother earth. This Osmagrillis flavour gives to the average men the chance to learn a massive amount of words of many different languages, in just a few seconds. Those guys from Hubb, thought that Musical Buzzino could give them the knowledge of all of those languages, so they went to this restaurant called 'Just where you can get the real Osmagrillian Behaviour-Food and Drinks'. They waited until late night to force the door of the kitchen. But as soon as they watched inside the storeroom, they found lots of hams, sausages, capperi di pantelleria, funghi porcini, red italian wine. So they took everything they could lift, but they forgot the precious record. Early in the morning, the cook found the storeroom empty and the 'buzzino' alone on the desk. So he decided to put it on a cd player just near the slicer, or maybe on the slicer near the cd player, in a serious kitchen you can always choose...and as the first song started, he found himself well acknowledged about all the languages of the world. So this ugly cook became an elegant sir, speaking all the languages of the world. And the guys from Hubb became fat and drunk, that's why they think to have been lucky. Those feet in the front cover are one of the last samples of osmagrillian behaviour, and the cook was very proud to hold them naked in his storeroom. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4