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Carla

About Me

Winner of the 2006 Just Plain Folks Novelty Song of the Year Award, Professional Smart Aleck Carla Ulbrich has been compared to the likes of Weird Al, Chet Atkins and a bologna sandwich.A better guitar player than most bologna sandwiches, she has released 3 CDs: Her Fabulous Debut (1999), Professional Smart Aleck (2003) and Sick Humor (2004). She's currently at work on her 4th CD, "Leftovers."Her songs cover such socially relevant topics as dating for food, the Guinness Book of Records, The F word, Wedgies, and a duet with a Klingon. Her song about the F word was featured in the documentary "F**K" (released Nov. 10, 2006 by Thinkfilm www.fourletterfilm.com).In 2002, Carla suffered two strokes and kidney failure. Undeterred, she re-learned the guitar from scratch that year, spending her many hours in doctors' waiting rooms penning funny parodies about her malady and the absurdity of the health care system. The result was her third CD, "Sick Humor" release in late 2004. The song "What If Your Butt Was Gone," a parody of one of Carla's own songs, won the JPF award and is included on Dr. Demento's 2005 Basement Tapes compilation.Carla has taught guitar at several colleges, Hummingbird Music Camp, and the National Guitar Workshop. She tours all over the US (mostly East Coast, but often beyond) and, recently, England, appearing at various folk venues such as The Bluebird Cafe and Eddie's Attic, festivals including Kerrville and Falcon Ridge, concert series, art centers, medical and health care conventions, colleges, numerous radio stations, as well as USA's Up All Night, PAX TV, Sirius Satellite, various NPR stations, the BBC and XM radio.She has shared the bill with such luminaries as Cheryl Wheeler and Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel. Carla Ulbrich is President of the Difficult Last Name Club, likes cheese, and plays way too much Boggle... Social Bookmarking ..
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Music:

Member Since: 3/14/2005
Band Website: carlau.com
Band Members: Carla Ulbrich
Influences: Chet Atkins, Van Halen, Bach, Ernie and Bert, Smothers Brothers
Sounds Like: Weird Al, Ray Stevens, Christine Lavin, Cheryl Wheeler, Tom Lehrer, John Prine, Loudon Wainwright III, Smothers Brothers
Record Label: Romantic Devil Record Label
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

clean closets, rubber pants

It finally got nice and hot here in new jersey, after the nastiest coldest windiest Spring i've ever lived through. it's over now (hooray) and finally, on JUNE 7, I put away my sweaters and turtleneck...
Posted by Carla on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:01:00 PST

Jughead, Einstein, and Me

I've decided from now on when i find pants i like I'm going to buy at least 2 pairs. because they change the styles so often (low-cut, high cut, boy cut, skinny leg, boot cut, flare leg, taper leg -oy...
Posted by Carla on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

the DMV, the HOA, and kiss my grits

Joe and I went on a weird (and rather expensive) date today- to the NJ motor vehicle dept.We have one here that's open til 730pm. The key is to show up during the last hour, and they suddenly get very...
Posted by Carla on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:20:00 PST

lost luggage

So I’ve been *not* traveling long enough that i actually planted a few things in the garden and my home office was getting close to organized. it was only taking half a day to find something ins...
Posted by Carla on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

I like kung fu movies???

I never thought I'd say this, but I really like Kung fu movies. My sweetie has been studying all kinds of martial arts for 15 years now, and I once did about 6 months' training in American Karate (bef...
Posted by Carla on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:52:00 PST

ya to da U.P.

i MADE IT!I made it there, i made it home, from "The Soo" as they say. Sault Sainte marie that is, literally a stone's throw from canada.That's right, Sault is pronounced "Soo." Those crazy Kanooks. I...
Posted by Carla on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

fat clothes, skinny clothes

so i just packed up all the boxes and bags of unwanted stuff from my house- clothes, dishes, etc- and put it on the porch (it's supposed to be there by 730am for the charity truck and I'm not getting ...
Posted by Carla on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST

The 2007 Tour de Carla Gig Awards

Musicians are always gettingawards. I thought I'd turn the tables and give awards to my gigs:Least pay, Most fun Award (a tie): Nipplepalooza ("Nerdcore" comedymusic), CAAS (Chet Atkins Appreciation S...
Posted by Carla on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:38:00 PST

I’m not sick this Christmas!

After sitting around for several hours at my parents' house enjoyingmy favorite Christmas present (besides being alive), a Van HalenPictorial history book, I began waxing philosophical (Van Halen does...
Posted by Carla on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:35:00 PST

Christmas at Waffle House

So Joe and I drove the 800+ miles from NJ to visit my hometown of Clemson for Christmas. It's a good 10-15 degrees warmer here. My Mom made an executive decision a couple years ago and moved Christmas...
Posted by Carla on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:29:00 PST