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Alchav is just this guy, you know?

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About Me

I'm so awesome, that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

My Interests

Stuff 'n' things
Things that exist that I believe shouldn'tGovernment assistance/welfare.
Social Security.
Child protective services .
Starbucks.
Political parties.
Political attack ads.
McDonalds.
People who think pirates are better than ninjas.
Desperate Housewives.
Partially hydrogenated oil.
Scientology/ists.
Doritos.
Lindsay Lohan.
Britney Spears.
RIAA/MPAA.
Dr. Mario.
Oprah.
"Flavor of Love" or whatever it's called, on VH1. I HATE seeing that guy's face while flipping through the channels.
Pepperoni.
Candy corn.
Those guys that forced "Weird Al" Yankovic to create the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"
Influences"Weird Al" Yankovic, Shigeru Miyamoto, Hironobu Sakaguchi, Trey Parker, Lewis Black, Hidetoshi Kezuka, Johnny Bravo, Yoshinori Kitase, Billy West, Kazushige Nojima, Yoshinori Kitase, Ed, and the Ninja.
Music video extrasMy sibling.
Music preferencesNobuo Uematsu, Koji Kondo, whoever made the music for MegaMan/X games, Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Psychostick, the great Luke Ski, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Hot Waffles, other various Dementia artists, Rappy McRapperson, Futuristic Sex Robotz, ZeaLouS 1, 1337 G33K B3AT, other various Nerdcore Rappers , The Gothsicles, Hitoshi Sakimoto, Masaharu Iwata, McVaffe, Mazedude, Ben Lewis, Gux, munky, Main Finger, Joe Redifer, Parn, Pasq242, Psychophyte, Scott Peeples, The Pancake Chef, Uboichi, waxingeloquent, zircon, Disco Dan, BogusRed, Children of the Monkey Machine, Cimarron, Bladiator, DJ Orange, djpretzel, Memblers, UHF...oh yeah, and Grant Kirkhope 'n' Graeme Norgate.
Video GamesFinal Fantasy 1-9, Mega Man 1-6, Metroid, Mega Man X 1-4, Super Mario Bros. (most all), Tetris, Super Smash Bros. (both)...the list goes on.
Sounds likeA girl.
PubertyAny day now
Hates MySpaceA lot
Movies watched over and over again as a childHome Alone, Home Alone 2
Favorite "Weird Al" Yankovic tribute songQuite A Man For...no wait, C'mon Ride the Bus - Mass Transit Remix!
Number of times met a celebrity on a music video set and had his sibling appear in said music video as an extra1
Collection of rare Weird Al songsNearly complete
Preferred subway sandwichWheat bread, tuna, the half-yellow shredded cheese (lots of it), toasted, loaded with Parmesan. Mmmmmmm!
Eats vegetablesSparingly.
MarsCon

I'd like to meet:

People who will send me good comedy songs for free so I can play them on my Dementia Radio show , every week at 8 PM Friday, Eastern time ; people who will make awesome background music for my super secret projects, people who will pay me to fix/write Lingo scripts, people who are cool...and of course, "Weird Al" Yankovic (again), Nobuo Uematsu, Bermuda Schwartz, Stephen Jay, That One Guy from that One Show, Jim West, Billy West, a real Ninja, and Rubén Valtierra."A difil odnilyjuun jwi wurt yaqdabaxedxi ub yetadq yuvijwadq jwej dupunt xed odnilyjedn..." -Cedine
What I'd like to eat:
A chicken! 'n' some pizza.

Movies:

Government assistance/welfare.
Social Security.
Child protective services .
Starbucks.
Political parties.
Political attack ads.
McDonalds.
People who think pirates are better than ninjas.
Desperate Housewives.
Partially hydrogenated oil.
Scientology/ists.
Doritos.
Lindsay Lohan.
Britney Spears.
RIAA/MPAA.
Dr. Mario.
Oprah.
"Flavor of Love" or whatever it's called, on VH1. I HATE seeing that guy's face while flipping through the channels.
Pepperoni.
Candy corn.
Those guys that forced "Weird Al" Yankovic to create the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"
Influences"Weird Al" Yankovic, Shigeru Miyamoto, Hironobu Sakaguchi, Trey Parker, Lewis Black, Hidetoshi Kezuka, Johnny Bravo, Yoshinori Kitase, Billy West, Kazushige Nojima, Yoshinori Kitase, Ed, and the Ninja.
Music video extrasMy sibling.
Music preferencesNobuo Uematsu, Koji Kondo, whoever made the music for MegaMan/X games, Worm Quartet, Sudden Death, Psychostick, the great Luke Ski, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Hot Waffles, other various Dementia artists, Rappy McRapperson, Futuristic Sex Robotz, ZeaLouS 1, 1337 G33K B3AT, other various Nerdcore Rappers , The Gothsicles, Hitoshi Sakimoto, Masaharu Iwata, McVaffe, Mazedude, Ben Lewis, Gux, munky, Main Finger, Joe Redifer, Parn, Pasq242, Psychophyte, Scott Peeples, The Pancake Chef, Uboichi, waxingeloquent, zircon, Disco Dan, BogusRed, Children of the Monkey Machine, Cimarron, Bladiator, DJ Orange, djpretzel, Memblers, UHF...oh yeah, and Grant Kirkhope 'n' Graeme Norgate.
Video GamesFinal Fantasy 1-9, Mega Man 1-6, Metroid, Mega Man X 1-4, Super Mario Bros. (most all), Tetris, Super Smash Bros. (both)...the list goes on.
Sounds likeA girl.
PubertyAny day now
Hates MySpaceA lot
Movies watched over and over again as a childHome Alone, Home Alone 2
Favorite "Weird Al" Yankovic tribute songQuite A Man For...no wait, C'mon Ride the Bus - Mass Transit Remix!
Number of times met a celebrity on a music video set and had his sibling appear in said music video as an extra1
Collection of rare Weird Al songsNearly complete
Preferred subway sandwichWheat bread, tuna, the half-yellow shredded cheese (lots of it), toasted, loaded with Parmesan. Mmmmmmm!
Eats vegetablesSparingly.
MarsCon

My Blog

Be in the equally crappy remake of my crappy song!

I need a recording of someone saying "You don't know anybody named Steve."So record yourself saying that, and email it to me. The one I like best will be put into This Song v2. You have until MarsCon ...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

ME, perform LIVE?

DJ Particle begged me to perform live at the Dementia room party at MarsCon. And I agreed. I have no idea how many people will be present. I assume somewhere between 10 and 100. I'd better memorize my...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

Official Dementa Radio show

Fridays. 8 PM EST. Dementia Radio. Be there. Every week. Or else.
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

My MySpace page has 4,444 views

What do I win?
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

Poem/Guide

If the game that you are playingIs Super Mario 3And the World 1 CastleIs the place that you now beFirst make sure you haveThe ability to flyAnd try as hard as youCan to not dieFly near the endOf the f...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

Brrrrr!

I'm sorry to report that I've done it again. You'll all have to be subjected to another of my songs. If not by willfully downloading the song, then by hearing it on Dementia Radio when I force all the...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

Are you feeling jollical?

I only play the highest quality crap on my shows, which is why I will probably not be playing this song: http://jalchavware.com/jollical.mp3As Calculon said, "I don't do two takes. Amateurs like you d...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Crunchy time

For those of you who are living in a cave, I've been flooding the Dementia e-waves with Rappy McRapperson 24/7, ever since I exposed him to the public during the Toad Elevating Moment at least 100 yea...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

Again, again!

I'll be doing ANOTHER show this Tuesday! Unless someone else wants the slot really badly...I'll keep ya posted.In case you forgot, it's on Dementia Radio. You should be able to listen just by clicking...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Frickin', I knew something was wrong!

Every time I post a blog, I get like 50-100 views within a few days. Well, in the last blog I posted, I put a link to an image on my webserver. I've gotten about 130 views since then, and I checked my...
Posted by Alchav is just this guy, you know? on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST