Keebler Elf 172 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Me? Yay! I love me. I'm 5'4, blonde hair with green eyes and my smile is crooked. Sometimes I work, and sometimes I dont.. ok, actually I dont work anymore cuz I cant.Anybody know where I can get a job that only requires me to show up on pay day?

My Interests

I like sleeping, reading.. pretending to read while stalking oh, I mean people watching. Sleeping, napping, resting, slumber parties. Sittin on the beach on a cold day. (I hate the sun and I hate hot weather.) I love driving.. two road trips to California last year was ALMOST enough. Did I mention I hate the sun? It's too bright. I like to draw.. although I dont get round to it as much as I'd like. EDIT* I draw a lot lately.. cuz I dont have anything else to do.

I'd like to meet:

Myself ten years ago so I could warn me.
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Music:

I love music. All hail Pink Floyd! I like classic rock mostly, but I do like girly kinda love songs too. (Shhhh dont tell anyone) I dont really have "favorite bands" and all that.. just cuz I like a song a band sings, doesnt mean I like all their stuff. I do like some rap, some hip hop, some classical and some techno etc. Thats all. Oh n my favorite morning show is Free Beer and Hot Wings on WGRD cuz its frickin' hillarious.

Movies:

Yes.. I like movies. Particularly good ones. "Napolean Dynamite" kicked ass. Thats prolly the only good one I've seen lately. Oh and "What Dreams May Come" makes me cry.

Television:

New favorites include 2 n' a Half Men n Grey's Anatomy n House n Desperate Housewives n Brothers & Sisters. Old favorites are ER and Seinfeld. Um, dont tell anyone, but I like reality television. Its posta be a secret.

Books:

Yeah, so, I tried to get more books from the library and... geez.. they said I had to bring back the books they gave me last time before I could have more. Frickin Idiots. The books are posta be free......

Heroes:

I traded my heroes for ghosts

My Blog

Murder In The MySpace Degree

LeIk, OmG, EyE KaN'T bEleIvE iT! The wildly successful and quickly burgeoning website, Myspace.com, battled in court with Susan and James Greeve, parents of 14 year-old Christy Greeve, who died i...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:30:00 PST

Best Week Of My Life

I had the best week of my life last week. It's gonna be a while before something so exciting happens that it tops last week. Then we went to Starbucks. I was on vacation from work last week.. so I ro...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

Murphy's Law

I accidently got locked out of the office today. I went outside to get some change out of the van.. good thing I brought a phone with me, but it didnt do much good as far as unlocking any doors. I had...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST

California Or Bust

I cant wait. I have a vacation from work coming up the 1st week in April.. the week of spring break. I'm taking my daughter and my brother out to California. And yes, we're driving. I've been on road ...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

All In a Days Work

Today.. I had a strange day. I actually got outta bed in the morning (being on 2nd shift this doesnt happen very often) so me and Mary hit the mall. I bought her some new clothes and some random toys....
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST

The Cat and Buttered Toast Theory

Variation on The Cat and Buttered Toast Theory... Subject: Perpetual Motion When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. The...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:17:00 PST

Drugs Now Legal!

Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed Seeking to "narrow the focus of the drug war to the true enemy," Congress passed a bill legalizing drug use for the gainfully employed Monday. The Drug War "St...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:30:00 PST

Snowpants and Boots

If a picture is worth a thousand words, and the pen is mightier than the sword, then how dangerous is a fax machine? LOLROFLIMAO!!! Yea, I know, it was funny to me though. Its snowing outside. I wis...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:19:00 PST

Canned Yams

I went to my dads apartment yesterday. He's moved in with his new girlfriend and said we could have some of the furniture he left behind. Long story short, he left some canned yams in the cupboard, I ...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST

Thanks For NOTHING!!!

Nobody told me I had two of the same pics up. Thanks guys. I had to turn one of them around to fit in with my previous background (it looked like I was being choked by a flower) and I neglected to rem...
Posted by Keebler Elf 172 on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST