The Dalai Lama is in Ann Arbor! AAAIIEEE |
Man, that would be cool to be in a room with a man with "llama" in his name. Well, not literally, but, still.So, my dad told me that studies have been done that show people are happier in giving prese...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:13:00 GMT |
An eighth grader asked me who the hell William Shakespeare is. |
And this was one of the more advanced students.I think I shall now cry.After punching that girl in the face.Repeatedly.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
Venereal Disease Day! |
...is just around the corner! Run for your lives, and duck for cover! Ahh!So. KAMSC has pretty much pulled out my entrails, and tossed me in a dtich somewhere. Agh. It's quite saddening.And...well...I...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Finished! |
Big Girls Like Pie(parody of "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie; new lyrics by Elora D.)Da da da daThe smell of bakeries lingers on me nowFood's probably on its way down to my stomachI need a platter for...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
Really. Tell me. |
Why am I getting advertisements to meet and date local drag queens?New things with me: 1. Nothing2. More nothing.Yup.More updated:Big Girls Like PieDa da da daThe smell of bakeries lingers on me nowFo...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:15:00 GMT |
Big Girls Like Pie |
Yeah. As Mara claims, I pretty much AM a cheaper, miniature, female Al.
So, I'm working on a parody. Seriously.
Anyway, you know that stupidly over-played song by Fergie, "Big Girls Don't Cry"? Well,...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:19:00 GMT |
Yes. The gory details of meeting Al. |
I'll get around to typing them out someday soon.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:11:00 GMT |
Anticlimax commence! |
I'm aware of how pathetic it is that I'm only "blogging" again because I was "Tagged." Brief summary of life currently:-I want to strangle somebody. And I'm being moody and bitchy to my friends, so t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:58:00 GMT |
Seriously. |
My cat just bit a hole through my fingernail. And it's bleeding. And now I can't type anything with my index finger, which is proving to be interesting.And school starts soon. Boo.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:57:00 GMT |
Tongs! |
I just saw "The Forbidden Zone." Oh. Dear. God. Evil Sixth Dimension.Oh, and I just wanted to point something out about Back to the Future III:It's impossible for the Doc's grave to have said tha...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
