3D Gorilla Bob - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a photographer and writer of erotica (I'm a published pornographer), who stage manages burlesque shows dressed as a gorilla. You can check out some of my burlesque work here, under 3d_gorilla_bob/"Schaffer's Burlesque . I also take stereoscopic photos with a camera called a Stereo Realist. At this point, I probably have the world's largest 3d archive of modern burlesque performers. And I have 2 cats. Currently I'm interviewing and taking pictures of the Mistresses I know for an article series, maybe a book, and I want to do a book of erotic/pin up photos of women 35 and up, which my fave cult actress, Debbie Rochon, wants to pose for. I'm also fond of old cemeteries, especially with overwrought mausoleums and statuary. Also, I love Robert Newton, and think all acting should be based on his style. For those who don't know, he was the definitive pirate in Treasure Island, Blackbeard the Pirate, and Abbot & Costello Meet Blackbeard. Everyone who does pirates is still imitating his portrayals. For IM's my name is: schaf824, and you can check out my photos and some stories at http://3dgorillabob.com And check out more of my photos at Flickr:http://www.flickr.com/photos/3dgorillabob/ flikcr.coom/3dgorillabob.com I'm also on Live Journal: 3d_gorilla_bob/"www.livejournal.com/users/3d_gorilla_bob
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My Interests

Cheap ethnic eats, Coney Island, sideshow performers, subways, dominatrices, fetish and pin up photography, vampires, scopitones, coffee ice cream, rubber stamps, comics, fumetti, Frazetta, Koop, Kozik, cats, burlesque, film, parasites, egg rolls, cold sesame noodles, creme brulee, travel, old cities, urban decay, the art and music of the late 19th-century (especially Symbolism), Weimar Germany, Warner Bros. cartoons, anime, mermaids, freaks, sideshow performers, gothic architecture, old cemeteries (especially those with statuary, like St. Mary's Kensal Green in London, for example)

I'd like to meet:

Joan Cusack, Glenne Headly, the person who invented ice cream, Gore Vidal, Bugs Bunny, Carmilla, Godzilla, Gypsy Rose Lee, the Minsky Brothers, Bettie Page, Helga Line, Ingrid Pitt, Dracula, Chris Lee, and anyone creative and interested in the backroads, hidden caves and backwaters of popular culture. Freaks and fetishists always welcome. Ability to cook in lingerie a plus. I've always relied on the kindness of exhibitionist women.

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Heroes:

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Jayne Mansfield, Uschi Digart, Mamie Van Doren, Danger Mouse

My Blog

Mermaids

Well, despite a bit of rain, I have to say that this Parade was one of the best I've been to in awhile. For one thing, the threat of rain scared a lot or people off, so you could actually get stuff to...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:29:00 PST

Let's talk about someting important....

Okay, let's talk about something that's been bugging me for months. No, not the collapse of America's infrasturcture and our slow downward spiral into a quasi-fascist theocracy. Not the fact that Moth...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:57:00 PST

Epitaph -- pretty accurate, really.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 04:32:00 PST

Photos and stuff

It's been a good week since my Birthday last Wed. I went to the Circus Contraption show at Theater for the New City (twice!), a show I really loved, I picked up a Jenna Jameson action figure (anatomic...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:15:00 PST

My Birthday, death of an American city

I was going to write about my wonderful 50th birthday parties, but I can't get over this flood in New Orleans. I've watched sci-fi and disaster films that show this very thing happening (usually to NY...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:52:00 PST

Pretty close to the truth

Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on lettingANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...evensmall children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky isyour middle name. What kind of porno would you star in? brough...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Was there any doubt?

Your Kinsey Number is 0.0 Exclusively Heterosexual What's Your Kinsey Number? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some stuff

Well, life has been busy these past few months. A few weeks ago, I helped decorate Webster Hall for the Black & Blue Ball, and got to take a few pics there. The best thing that happened was running in...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I the quiz says so, it must be true..

You Are 22 Years Old 22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Olympics, NY style

I'm all for NY hosting the Olympics, if it's geared to our lifestyle. The NY Olympics should feature: Fastest Needle Exchange Run, the 50 yard Trannie Dash, and Best escape if the police are chasing y...
Posted by 3D Gorilla Bob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST