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CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY IN A WORLD OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES... REALIGN YOUR MIND AND GET WITH THE P

About Me

I BELIEVE IN ME! DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOU?...I AM MS. KITTY, LOVER OF LIFE!.... MEANING OF LIFE? HELL, I DON'T KNOW! I'M JUST A GODDESS. SO CLASSY AND SO TRASHY! DEAL WITH IT!...I LOVE TO DANCE, DANCE, DANCE! YOGA, GYMNASTICS, BALLET, EROTIC BALLET...THE LIST GOES ON! I'M SELF TAUGHT IN ALL, EXCEPT AS AN ACTRESS - HB STUDIOS ACTING CLASSES TAUGHT ME TO DEAL WITH MY FLIPPED OUT EMOTIONS! SO, THEN I BECAME AN ACTRESS (SO MUCH HIGH MAINTENANCE DRAMA).I'M ALSO AN INVENTOR OF A CALORIE COUNTER (SHHHH, CAN'T GIVE OUT THE DETAILS YET)BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT OPRAH IS GONNA LOOOOOVE ME!PRODUCER OF MY OWN CABLE SHOW (YES, IT'S PUBLIC ACCESS, BUT IT'S A DAMN GOOD SHOW!) ONLY SEEN ON MANHATTAN TELEVISION CALLED "THE GODDESS SHOW" (OF COURSE, WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE CALLED?) IS NOW CURRENTLY SEEN ON LATE FRIDAY NITES, 12:30AM CHANNEL 57...MY SHOW CAN ALSO BE SEEN ON WWW.MNN.ORG LIVE WEBCAST FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT LIVE IN THE CITY, JUST CLICK ON CHANNEL 57 AT 12:30AM EST., AND POOF! THE GODDESS WILL APPEAR ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN! OKAY SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, THERE IS SO MUCH OF ME, EVEN I CONFUSE ME - SO HERE'S THE SHORT VERSION:PRODUCER, ACTRESS, DANCER, MODEL, PERFORMANCE ARTIST, SINGER/SONG WRITER, A POET AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT, COMEDIAN, DIRECTOR, HOST, VJ, INVENTOR, CAT LOVER, ANIMAL ACTIVIST, VEGETERIAN, SOUL SEARCHER, SEXUAL HEALER (MARVIN GAYES VERSION), SEX GODDESS, SPIRITUAL GODDESS, SPIRITUALSEXGODDESS, TRUTH GODDESS, LOVE GODDESS, I AM THE TWO MARY'S VIRGINMARY/MARYMAGDELENE, JESUS LOVER (LITERALLY), LOVER OF LIFE, FLOWER MUNCHER, HIPPIE BIATCH, GHETTO LESBO, MANEATER, MUSIC FREAK GEEK, KAMA SUTRA, TANTRIC LOVER, WHEEL BARREL, UPSIDE DOWN, NAKED CARTWHEELS WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG IN MY PUNANI, ANTI GEORGE(DAMN THAT PRESIDENT) ANTI BUSH (YES I'M SHAVED), LATEX INTOLERANT, LACTOSE INTOLERANT, BULLSHIT INTLOERANT, PMS FREE, MEN-O-PAUSE? NEVER!, POSER INTOLERANT, SELF RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS INTOLERANT! Take the "M" out of the morMon religion and you have MORON! THE MORON RELIGION..says a lot, doesn't it? OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHANTI! MyGen Profile Generator
| View Show | Create Your OwnComedy skit called Goddess Regulators from The Goddess Show. Created & produced by Ms. Kitty, written by Aissa M. (Copyright 2003, Purrfect! Productions)Comedy skit from The Goddess Show (Copyright 2003, Purrfect! Productions). "Sense & Senseless" part 1, is a cross between Wayne's World and Absolutely Fabulous... a spoof of the two rolled into one."Sense and Senseless" prt.2

My Interests

DANCING CLEANSES THE SOUL! READING STIMULATES THE MIND! CHANNELING IN SHAKTI (FOR FEMININE BALANCE) CHANNELING SHIVA (FOR MALE BALANCE) CHANNELING IN GODDESS KALI (GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION) WHEN I FEEL A NEED TO CALL SOMEONE ON THEIR BULLSHIT! (HALLELUJAH AMEN!) OH, AND OF COURSE... SEX.........LOTS OF IT! OR ELSE I WILL WANT TO KILL SOMEONE, KALI WILL ARRIVE!... (OMMMMMM) CHANNELING QUEEN NEFERTITI FOR STRENGTH WHEN I'M FEELING WEAK. (HALLELUJAH A-WOMAN!)WORKING AS AN ARTIST AND FOREVER REACHING FOR NEW DESIRES AND HIGHER GOALS!HELPING DOGS AND CATS (STRAYS) FINDING HOMES. WWW.SAVEASATO.ORG CHECK IT OUT IF YOU WANT TO HELP THESE POOR ANIMALS THAT NEED LOTS OF LOVE! IF YOU READ THIS AND ARE AWARE YOU DO NOT TREAT ANIMALS WITH RESPECT, PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST FOR MY FRIENDSHIP, I WILL SENSE YOU ARE CRUEL TO ANIMALS AND NOT ADD YOU IN...OR WILL DELETE YOU AT SOME POINT. RESPECT A GODDESS REQUESTS OR ELSE?...POOF! YOU ARE OUT!

I'd like to meet:

THE WORLD! AND OTHER BEINGS OUTSIDE OF THIS WORLD, OR IN OTHER DIMENSIONS IN THIS WORLD!DALI LAMA, MADONNA, MARILYN MONROE, PAN, JESUS, MOSES, BUDDHA, SHAKESPEARE, MOZART, BARYSHNIKOV, MARIE ANTOINETTE, ALIENS AND ALL OF MY PAST LIVES... AND...PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FEAR SUCCESS! IF YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT HIRING ME AS AN ACTRESS/PERFORMER/MODEL THAN HERE'S MY AGENT BRUCE KIVO AT EASTWOOD TALENT... HONEST, SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE IN THE BIZ CAN CONTACT MY AGENT. I GREATLY APPRECIATE... BRING IT!FEARLESS BEINGS! BRING IT ON!.... (CHECK OUT MY BIOS ON BLOGS IN THE KITTY ACCOUNT AT myspace.com/gmkitz)

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Music:

MOZART, BEETHOVEN, BIZET, HANDEL, DEBUSSY (INSPIRED ME TO CREATE BALLET/EROTICA). MADONNA, STING, THE CURE, DEPECHE MODE, BLONDIE, GARY NUMAN, THE TALKING HEADS, PSYCHEDELIC FURS,COCTEAU TWINS, MOON AND THE MELODIES, ALAN MERRILL THE ORIGINAL "I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL" (MOST 80'S MUSIC). THE DOORS, THE BEATLES, QUEEN (70'S ROCK, SO RETRO). MOTLEY CRUE, KISS, SKID ROW (NOT A HUGE METAL FAN, BUT SOME OF IT MAKES ME WET.) ARE KISS, THE CRUE AND SKID ROW CONSIDERED TO BE METAL? I DON'T KNOW, SOUNDS A BIT CHEESY NOWADAYS... I DO LIKE SOME JAZZ (SEXY JAZZ, NU JAZZ - NO CHEESY JAZZ)PORTISHEAD ON TRIP HOP. HEATHER HUNTER, LIL' KIM, 50 CENT, FOXY BROWN, BEYONCE, JAY Z, WYCLEF JEAN AND SISTER MELKY(RAP/R&B). MOBY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, RADIOHEAD, MARYLIN MANSON, U2, JANES ADDICTION, BJORK, MUM...AND UMMMMM SIGUR ROS. CLASSICAL/POP/ROCK ALTERNATIVE/ELECTRONICA/HIPHOP/TRIPHOP/RETRO/R&B/JAZZ/RO CK/....NOTE: GOTH AND TECHNO TERMS SHOULD NOT BE PART OF THE HUMAN EXISTENCE...GOTH SOUNDS SO IMMATURE, (EXCEPT IN THE THEATRICAL SENSE) CAN WE GROW UP??? LET'S NOT USE THE TERM FOR MUSIC... AND TECHNO IS WAY TOO MANY DRUG INDUCED/LOLLIPOPS/GLOWSTICKS/THUMBSUCKIN' AND PIGTAIL MEMORIES FOR ME TO HANDLE...GOTH SHOULD NOW BE CALLED DARK, ETHERAL OR AMBIENT, OR ALTERNATIVE...WHAT-EVERRRR? AND TECHNO IS NOW CALLED ELECTRONICA/DANCE! LETS CHANGE THE ENERGY...SO BE IT!...AND SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN!

Movies:

AMADEUS, IMMORTAL BELOVED, INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPYRE, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, THE MATRIX, PULP FICTION, LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE, UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN, THE NOTEBOOK (OKAY SO I'M A CHICK FLICK, ROMANTIC FREAK! SO WHAT!!!), MEET THE FOCKERS(I CAN RELATE TO "BABAWA" STREISANDS CHARACTER, THAT'S ME IN 100 MORE YEARS FROM NOW...QUOTE: "IS YOUR VAGINA HAPPY?"), SIXTEEN CANDLES, PRETTY IN PINK, BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S, MY FAIR LADY, SOUND OF MUSIC, THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, THE DOORS, FOREIGN FILMS WITH VICTORIA ABRIL AND ANTONIO BANDERAS, ALL FOREIGN FILMS IN SPANISH, ITALIAN, FRENCH... THEY ARE THE BEST! (TIE ME UP TIE ME DOWN, FRENCH TWIST, LA BELLE DEJOUR, Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN...ETC.) MOST INDIE FLICKS, LOVE THEM! I'M NOT FOR THE STUPID ACTION/HOLLYWOODIZED DUMB ASS FILMS THAT MAKE YOU DUMBER! BUT I WOULDN'T MIND PLAYING A PSYCHO IN ONE THEM AS AN ACTRESS...(I GIVE GREAT PSYCHO/CRY ON CUE DRAMAS!) "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?" AND "THE SECRET" IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I CAN RELATE TO. I ALSO LOVE COMEDIES. LOVE ETHAN HAWKE, JACK NICHOLSON, ROBERT DENIRO, MERYL STREEP, DIANE KEATON, DIANE LANE, GARY OLDMAN (SERIOUS ASS KISSING HERE! MUAAAAH!)

Television:

MY SHOW DAMNIT! THE GODDESS SHOW. IT'S FUNNY! HOT! DEEP! INSIGHTFUL! STIMULATES YOUR MIND, BODY AND SOUL AND YOUR SEX! SPEAKING OF: SEX AND THE CITY AND ALL OF THE BEST COMEDIANS ON HBO, GEORGE CARLIN IS MY FAVORITE! HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! LOVE HIM!... AND... JOHN LEGUAZAMO ...ANY UFO FILES DOCUMENTARIES (YES, I WITNESSED A UFO IN CALIFORNIA, SO BITE ME!) HISTORY CHANNEL, DISCOVERY CHANNEL AND ALL THE ARTS CHANNELS, HEY AND EVEN THE TRAVEL CHANNEL WHEN I'M NOT TRAVELING!(I'M VISUALIZING MORE TRAVELING THRU THE TRAVEL CHANNEL, IT WILL ARRIVE, THE PLANE WILL LAND ON MY ROOF AND I WILL TAKE OFF TO WHERE EVER I WANT TO GO! "AND I WILL! BECAUSE GOD DARN IT, I'M SMART ENOUGH, GOOD ENOUGH AND I DESERVE IT!" OH, YEAH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, HEY I'LL EVEN BECOME A NEW CAST MEMBER...ANY DAY NOW!... OH, AND ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, MONTY PYTHON (LOVE ALL OF THE BRIT COMEDIES). OKAY, SO I ONLY WATCH TV LATE AT NIGHT AFTER I'VE DONE MY TASKS FOR THE DAY, NO TV DURING FOCUS MOMENTS! TOO DISTRACTING! OH, AND NO TV DURING SEX! (NOT MUCH INTELLIGENT STUFF ON TV TODAY ANYWAY, UNLESS IT'S MY SHOW)

Books:

CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD (BOOK 1,2 AND 3) ME AND TOMMY LEE RELATED ON THIS BOOK, WE CHATED ABOUT IT AND THEN HE REALIZED WHY HE WAS REPEATING GOD'S NAME WHILE HE WAS PLOWING PAM!!!! (TRUE STORY, NO REALLY IT IS!), DAVINCI CODE, ASK AND IT IS GIVEN, THE SECRET, DEEPOK CHOPRA AND ANYTHING THAT HELPS ME TO UNDERSTAND MYSELF MORE, SO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND OTHERS MORE....NO, REALLY IT'S ALL TRUE! I'M NOT JOKING THIS TIME!!!...

Heroes:

BORICUA PUERTO RICAN WONDER WOMAN (WHICH OF COURSE IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW IS...MOI!), CATWOMAN (THERE IS A CATWOMAN IN ALL OF US FEMALES - MEOW!) QUEEN NEFERTITI,(THERE IS A QUEEN/KING IN ALL OF US) PRINCESS DIANA, FRIDA KAHLO, JOSEPHINE BAKER...AND ALIENS ON OTHER PLANETS! WE NEED MORE OF THEM HERE! MOTHER NATURE IS TRIPPIN' HERE ON EARTH, WE NEED THE HIGHER BEINGS TO COME AND CALM THE ENERGY OF THE IDIOTS THAT ARE DISTURBING THE NATURE OF THINGS...WHAT DOESN'T KILL U CATCHES UP AND EVENTUALLY KILLS YOU ANYWAY(CIGARETTES?). THE STRONG ONES ARE REALLY THE ONLY ONES WHO BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES AND THE PLANET THEY LIVE ON...STOP BITCHIN' AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HORRORS OF THE WORLD...GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! GO BE AN ACTIVIST!...OMMMMMM! uhhhhhhh OR AN ALIEN?? - could the aliens be here already??? YES! DAVID BLAINE AND CRISS ANGEL...BRING IT ON, HEROES! TELEPORTING AND FASTING IN BIG ICE CUBES IS THE TREND NOW...DO IT! BELIEVE!...AND LEVITATE! (did you know I met Criss Angel in 2002 while being interviewed on a show we both were on called Naked New York? ha! I love to name drop - so bite me!)

My Blog

Dirty Bomb @ The Delancey March 31st., Goddess Kitty...

EX 'EROCKTICA' GIRLS GO-GO GODDESSES, GODDESS KITTY AND REMY VICIOUS, BOOTY SHAKE TO ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT AT THE DELANCEY FOR 'DIRTY BOMB' BABEEEE!  BANDS ROCK OUT WITH THEIR COCKS OUT AND TH...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

Cinema Cafe on Saturday nights...(dates changed)

HEY YALL!I'LL BE AT CINEMA CAFE ON SATURDAY NIGHTS STARTING ON APRIL 7TH, 2007 AT 11PM.(party has been cancelled for the month of March) COME BY AND HAVE SOME FUN! I WILL BE HOST AND PERFORMER EXTROD...
Posted by Goddess on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

'LIKE I DID"... (poem/song I wrote)

"Like I Did" (Copyright 2006, Karina Figueroa)I'd wish you well,but I know ya gotta go thru hell.Fit into my shoes for once, feel my pain, the painyou put me thru for months!Been used for one thing or...
Posted by Goddess on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

YouTube videos are up... 2/23/07

FINALLY! but for now I only have 1 up since the other 2 had technicial difficulties, but that should be fixed sometime today. I will send a bulletin out to everyone as soon as I get the 3 videos up a...
Posted by Goddess on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

THE MAFIA GODDESS!... "I whack the hack!"...

I just deleted (with my loaded TITS of cyber bullets shooting from my nips) over 100 people on my list that were infesting my page with hackers and viruses. You can call me THE WHACKER! (NO! not the ...
Posted by Goddess on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

"Last Rites of the Dead" music video for the film, filmed 1/13/07...

CHECK ME OUT VERY SOON IN THE MUSIC VIDEO OF THE HORROR FLICK "LAST RITES OF THE DEAD" ON YOU TUBE IN A MONTH, RIGHT HERE ON MY MYSPACE... I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.  I WAS CHOKED, SLASHED, MY GUTS ...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

2007 NEW JEAR DRUNK POST.. CHEERS!

HAPPY FUCVKEN NEW JEER!... YES, I'M STILL  LUSHED!.. HERE'S TO A FABULOUS NU JEAR TO ALL!... MY FIRSDT DRUNK POST! YEAHHHHH TO DRUNK POSTING! LOVE U ALL!.. NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKVEN FACE FUCKERS! ...
Posted by Goddess on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

ATTACHMENTS

HERE'S SOMETHING INSPIRING I READ ON A BULLETIN FROM MY FRIEND SENSEI... HE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO REPOST ON BLOG, SO HERE IT GOES:Wouldn't life be boring without attachment? No. In fact it's attachmen...
Posted by Goddess on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

INSPIRATION...

After meditating for awhile and coming to realization that all things, may they be good or bad, must come to an end at some point, and when something is ending - something new is beginning... and so w...
Posted by Goddess on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

VIDEOS OF MY SHOW...

COMING SOON ON YOU TUBE! (if i can figure this YOU TUBE thingy out) oyyy! NEW PICS AND SLIDESHOWS TOO! oyyy! and maybe, perhaps someday soon before the world ends, TreBlack from 105.1fm will...
Posted by Goddess on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:58:00 PST