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About Me

? I'm David HassleHOFF, KING of the INTERNET!I'm responsable for singlehandedly reuniting east and west germany. I also do a bit of fiddle work at a local University, You know, Painting walls and any odd jobs.

My Interests

Swiming,singing, driving really fast and talking to my car are top of the pops at the moment. I'm also entertaining the idea of World domination, i'd like to start a Hoff revolution. If anyone would like to sign up, send me a message!

I'd like to meet:

Music:

My greatest Hits. Buy it, you'll hoff'n love it! I also like a bit of that German arse slapping music from time to time.

Movies:

Television:

Knightrider & Baywatch
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Books:

"How i united Germany" by David Hasslehoff (he's a great guy i hear)

Heroes:

Me, of course, I'm the greatest hero of all time

My Blog

Wax on, Wax Hoff !

http://www.waxhoff.com - Have a go!
Posted by The Hoff on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Words - Jump in my Car

Jump in my car Jump In My Carby David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own.Girls: No thank you sir.DH: A...
Posted by The Hoff on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

More Chuck Norris....

He's right bloody full of himself....here's some more facts he's sent.... *Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Ame...
Posted by The Hoff on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:11:00 PST

Let the Hoff Help

Hey Kids. I've had a lot of people asking for help with everyday problems, so i've decided to start a Agony Uncle Blog. Please feel free to List your troubles below, and the Hoff will help. Remember, ...
Posted by The Hoff on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:16:00 PST

My buddy Chuck Norris

I've just been talkin to my buddy Chuck Norris, he's sent me a few interesting facts about himself. He's a right bloody missery down the pub, especially when the buggers on malibu and coke. Fucki...
Posted by The Hoff on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:08:00 PST