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J A M M Y F C U K E R

G o d o f f u c k

About Me


OZ Rules.
This looks rubbish without any text up here so I am going to aimlessly babble for a couple of lines to fill it...this is my page I like filth, rock, fetish, cake, and skin. I’ve got a website but haven’t maintained it so it’s probably fallen to pieces; I used to model lots now not so much- just for extra especially weird projects and events. I have a column with front mag each month all about SEX so if you have an aching question let me know, and watch out for the insane model posse!
Insane model posse- My alter ego- Dave
Small hats are the sex
Hentai fun

By the amazing Devils Messenger
By the oz master!
Torture Garden lets all go
By Christian Ward
I write a wicked fun column for Front magazine each month
Simwise took this picture. shes strange
Mr Mofo did those
I wish I was a doll
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My Interests



I’m interested in being creative, cutting up dolls and making clothes, researching Japanese culture, finding new tattoos. Wearing high heels , reading trendy art and lifestyle magazines, fishing for compliments, and complaing. I like vanilla, cinnamon, liquorish and absinthe, I’m partial to hanging around cake shops and rocking out in small and seedy clubs. I read books, I like things that are fucked up and un explained, I thrive on exploit, like violence and sexualize everything. I like dirty minds and creative thinkers, tattooed feet fake tan, art exhibitions are good and tabloid newspapers are bad.
I’m not interested in being interesting to you, I don’t care what people think and I’m not out to make friends. I write all the time and want to be a journalist one day. Art rules my thoughts I love: Hoso Mitchi, Trevor Brown, David Lachapelle, Alex Gross, Niagra, Joel Witkin, Francis Bacon, Mark Ryden, Vince Hunt, Colin Christian, Ray Ceasar, Oz, Max Anderson, Insa, Tomomi Sakuba, Inzima Karou, Natalie Shau, Greg Escalante, Dirty Donny, Chris Mars….the mosest. I like dirty words like moist and fantasize all day. I want to travel the world and one day live in Japan and adopt two Japanese twin girls.

I love to rant and the strange side of things and life I like, I’m pessimistic and see bad in everyone. I love dressing up putting on a facade and pretending to be things I’m not. Make up, false eyelashes and sexy undwear, corsets, lolli pops, Coplay, religious Kitsch, pin up girls and stupid boys. I like to be me and I like living where I live, doing what I do and fucking what I fuck.X

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Jesus.....or a giant Krispy Kreme

I love Dir En Grey DAMN IT!

Aphex twin. yes indeed
Rubber Johnny - Chris Cunningham + Aphex Twin

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Im wouldn't really like to meet anyone like me, i'm a pain in the ass and I hate everything!

That video is of me dancing proper bad! I loved being a cartoon for the day!

Music:


I FUCKIN LOVE ROCK MUSIC! AMerican Head charge, System of a Down, Deftones, Korn, Jack of Jill, Raspitunia, static X, Kittie, Sepultura, My ruin, Scum of the earth, Peaches, Bjork, Hanayo, old Tura Satana, Queen Adrena, Keiko matsui, Neyophyte, Goldfrapp, soulfly, Fisherspooner, Portishead, Prodigy, Tool, Disturbed, Depeche mode, Coal chamber, Aphex twin, Machine head, Placebo, Rage agiants the machine, Rammstein, Infected mushroom, Whitehouse, Plug... And all that is dirty evil loud and abusive.

Movies:



Robot Chicken, Southpark, Family Guy, InuYasha, American history X, Clockwork Orange, Saw, Ichi The Killer, Igby Goes Down, Battle Royal, Kids, Monster, Tank Girl, Fear and Loathing, Pulp fiction, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, American Psycho, Edward Scissor Hands, HArd Candy, Pretty Persuasion,

Television:


I was going to pretend and say I don't really watch TV but I do, and its usually property programmes like homes under the hammer, and i'm wierdly obessesd by cookery shows too. Stuff about serial killers, Japan and forensic detective stuff also tends to tickle my fancy. Lame I know.

Books:

Mortality-Nicholas Royle, Piercing- Ryu Murakami, Sarah-JT Lroy, Valley of the Dolls-Jacqueline Susann, Choke/Haunted-Chuck Palahuk, The haven home for deliquent girls-Louise Tondeur, Diary of a manhatten call girl- Tracy Quan, Mr Mansons autobiography, old manga comics, and cool mags liek Marmalade, Juxtapose and Illustrated Ape

Heroes:

The Spice girls, Tarrie B, Mary (Jesus's woman)and my old english teacher

My Blog

FRONT - BUT IT OR GET AIDS

It really is the tits.
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:33:00 PST

FRONT + STUFF

Well...when was the last time I wrote a "blog" fucking ages ago!! Just going through my messages and have got up to my happy birthday messages, so thanks for all of those! I aim to get through the res...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:10:00 PST

Can you believe it?

I'm actually in the process of updating my website?! New pics, new music even some new news! :O and I'm going to work on getting the fourm up and running, and going to attempt at combating all the shi...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST

I'm BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I'm back! Had such an amazing time, gutted to be home to the rainy weather of England but it is nice to get back to the old computer lol! We started off travelling from Bangkok down to kho Samui which...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST

22nd may-22 june im in Thailand!

I'm goign to be away for a whole month innit, so I wont be around to awnser emails or accept adds so hold tight and I'll be back before you know it! I CAN'T actually wait!!! I got a new psp and i'm to...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

NEW front mag out now!

Yes yes, another edition of the fucking fabtastic Front magazine is out now ready and waiting for you to go buy it! I'm in it telling you about sex and giving my advice on the old bondage. ...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

www.westwardbound.com

This weekend I went to Toture Garden, it was great! My mate Lara Lou came with me shes lovely as you can see ;) The lovely lady Sarah at Westwardbound.com leant me this gorgeous rubber outfit i'm wear...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

NEW TATTOO!!

I got a pretty new tattoo yesterday and I love it! Harry at flaming 8 in Kentish town created it and im very pleased indeed :) X...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

FRONT MAGAZINE- GO BUY IT

OI! I am now the offffffical sexy sex columnista for front magazine SO this means every month you will find me answering all those questions you were too afraid to ask, along with some sexy ...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:28:00 PST

Codes for banners

Ok so i dont know why the code for the banner wont just god damn stay in the stinking box- it just fucking dissapears!! and how do i get it to link to my site?!? I SUCK at this lol &nbs...
Posted by J A M M Y F C U K E R on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:25:00 PST