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Colin Christian

My dinosaur ate your Jesus fish......

About Me

English born artist living in Florida,was a goth/metal/punk/rock DJ.in the UK. for ten years,married since 93 to my talented beautiful wife Sas Christian.Moved to the US in 92' and love it...I am a full time artist,constructing lifesize and larger realistic cartoon girlies such as my super oversexed pinup snackcake girls.I am obsessed with the female form and women in general and find inspiration in everything they say,look and do. My work is on permanent Display at the Museum oF Sex in N.Y. has been seen in Juxtapoz,Skin Two, Marquis,Surface,Fefe,Stirata, Complex,Xcitement and Penthouse magazines,Kanye West's 'Glow in the dark' tour and the worlds largest working mousetrap built by me is in the Guiness Book of Records. I have a near photographic memory regarding hot chicks,old horror and sci-fi movies,not very useful talents,but it always makes my wife laugh... I am represented by Opera Gallery in NY and any serious enquiries concerning available work will be handled by them.I am now working on several new pieces,much larger in scale,portraits of interesting real life girlies,and shall present them as counter culture super heroines.The portraits will be stylized,but I want to capture the inner persona and outer hotness in some interesting poses,hopefully I will not screw it up!I am a pretty laid back kinda guy,however,if you do not believe in evolution please go and get some brains,you and your ignorant kind are destroying the planet,so if you are here to spread your word of god, don't bother,I will not tolerate stupid people who refuse to accept the very simple basics of the universe,we are hydrogen atoms become consciousness,that is more beautiful than any god,unless supermodels start to rule the universe of course........ See more of my work at WWW.COLINCHRISTIAN.COMProfile modified by: The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Editor

VEGAS BABY- YEAH!!!!


"CRIMES ON CANVAS" at HARDROCK HOTEL & CASINO.HUGE Art Exhibition in Las Vegas.
Friday, July 18th - 7pm to Midnight & Sat. July 19th - 1:00pm to Midnight.Curated by m modern Gallery.Free & Open to the Public!
Many amazing artists will be attending from both the East and West Coasts - BRANDT PETERS * COLIN CHRISTIAN * DAVID STOUPAKIS * FRANCESCO LOCASTRO * KATHIE OLIVAS * LORI EARLEY * SAS CHRISTIAN *AMANDA VISELL *ANDREW BRANDOU * BOB DOB * DANNY ROBERTS * ELVIS STARTERMOTOR * ICEBERG SLICK * HOGIE McMURTRIE * JACLYN PRESANT * JOE LEDBETTER * JOSEPH WATSON * KORIN FAUGHT * LIZ McGRATH * LUKE CHUEH * MICHELLE VALIGURA * MORGAN SLADE * SAVANNA SNOW * SEAN CLAURETIE * SPENCER DAVIS * TIM BISKUP

My Interests

hanging out with the missus and our two dogs,sculpting chicks,drinking tea,Listening to my ipod, 50's sci-fi movies, animals and zoology,science,the planet Mars, cosmology and astrophysics,samurai and giant monster flicks, talking to friends,Politics, arguing with overtly religious people,reading, UFO's, surfing ITunes,hot girls in latex,fashion photography,studying supermodels and doing,watching and talking about dirty stuff.....

I'd like to meet:

Artistic,Funny and or intelligent people with a strong vision,Fetish,Goth,Rockabilly and Pinup girls are always welcome and a constant inspiration,plus anyone who will not freak out when any geek talk slips out during conversation..... Mozart,Beethoven,Stanley Kubrick,David Attenborough and Ron Mueck... and now who I would REALLY like to meet... Milla Jovovich,Kylie Minogue(I will always love these two and have done since the late 80's, ,Kate Beckinsale ( in Tiptoes she is perfect- sexy and jaw-droppingly beautiful.one of the sexiest movie characters ever),Rosario Dawson (sooo sexy and geeky too!)Jolene Blalock,(possibly best bod ever!)Josie Maran,Allesandra Ambrosio,Adriana Lima,Natalie Portman,Stoya,Gillian Anderson(still super hot)Evangelyne Lilly,Laetitia Casta,Sophie Marceau,Avril Lavigne,Sophie Moone,Jennifer Garner,Rachael McAdams,Monica Bellucci,Gwen Stefani,Famke Janssen,Jennifer Conneley,Scarlett Johanson,Nadja Auermann,,Gemma Ward,Kate Moss, Kathleen Robertson,Carly Pope,Eva Herzigova,Natalia Vodianova,Cindy Crawford,Nicole Kidman,Bianca Beauchamp,Amanda Peet,Kristin Kreuk,Jessica Jaymes,Sasha Grey,Masuimi Max,Sherilyn Fenn,Nasstatia Kinski,La Cicciolina, Jessica Simpson (I know,but I cant help myself!)Victoria Silvstedt,Ivana Milicevic,Carmen Electra,,Devon,Cassidey,Tawney Roberts,Helena Karel,Crystal Klein,Taylor Rain,Monica Sweetheart, ,.... supermodels are a constant fascination,I see them as kinda alien, really spectacular and wonderful..

NO BOOKS? NO FRIENDS!

I have finally decided to take a stand against stupidity and ignorance,from now on I will not accept friend requests from individuals without any books or authors mentioned on their page,content of the books is unimportant, group pages etc. are OK.I just need to see that you are somewhat interested in the world around you.I have never believed that ignorance is cool or even funny,it's really sad and eventually destructive.How can I respect and be friends with anyone who does not regard knowledge as important?,without pushing yourself forward,even a little,you fall back into what we once were-just another stupid monkey.If you are fine with that it's OK,just don't expect me to be your friend no matter how many friends you have or how hot you are(damn!!!)If you think I am being petty or grumpy,fine,everyone has to take a stand eventually on something.Go put a book on your page!!!! ANYTHING! Let's be friends!!!

Music:

Beethoven 9th symphony, I collect movie scores and listen to them while working,so any decent composer is always on the top of my list,,Bernard Herrman, John Williams,Lalo Schifrin,Clint Mansell,David Julyan, Ennio Morricone,Jerry Goldsmith,James Newton Howard,Thomas Newton,Cliff Martinez,Carter Burwell...Radiohead (Let down-greatest song ever),Zero 7,Mozart,The Beatles,Sia,Bjork,Lemon Jelly,Bowie,Massive Attack,Sigur Ros, Philip Glass,Ulrich Schnauss,Solar Fields,Asura, Vangelis,70's soul R/B, The Cinematic Orchestra,The Egg,Air,Muse,Sheila Chandra,trip hop,Nu Jazz,World Lounge, Carbon Based Lifeforms, Boards Of Canada,Aes Dana,English chillout and downtempo music,Lisa Gerrard,M83,Telepopmusik,Astrud Gilberto, Amy Winehouse,The Police,Barry Adamson,Roxy Music,The Stranglers,Brian Eno, James Brown,Marvin Gaye,Bill Withers,Issac Hayes,Curtis Mayfield,Miles Davis, Chet Baker,good jazz, Bossanova,Julie London,Mazzy Star,Kylie Minogue,Queen Blondie,Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Doors,Grace Jones,Gustav Holst,Vaugn Williams,Classical music (this stuff never stops amazing me,the good stuff is fucking incredible!).Pink Floyd, early Mike Oldfield,Tangerine dream and Jean Michele Jarre,plus I like some disco too...what do ya think about them apples!!!! ..

Movies:

2001 Space Odyssey, Alien,Jaws,Shawshank Redemption,Clockwork Orange,The Shining,Barbarella,Blade Runner,Eternal Sunshine,Close Encounters,Wall-E,North by Northwest, Bedazzled(67),Batman Begins, Kill Bill vol.1,Forbidden Planet,The Invisible Man,Invasion of the Bodysnatchers(56+78)all Hammer movies,the Wicker man,Angel Heart,Poltergeist,American Werewolf in London,Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry,The Godfather,Master and Commander,the Exorcist,Invaders from Mars (51),Tarantula ,Hellboy, Female Trouble,Oldboy,Silence of the Lambs,The Thing (51 &82),Them!,Gojira and kaiju(giant monster) movies, first 5 James Bond movies ,Lord of the Rings,Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Descent,The Fearless Vampire Killers,Dune, Star Wars(all of them,not the JarJar Binks one though)The Fountain,Holy Mountain,Dark Water(Japanese)Blood Simple, Rear Window,Vertigo,The Birds,Planet of the Apes(68),Shaun of the Dead,Curse of the demon,House of Wax(53),Raising Arizona,Fargo,EvilDead 1+2,Lost in Translation Seven,Nosferatu(79)Haxan,Faust(1926),5th Element,Seven Samurai,Conan the Barbarian,Day the earth stood still,War of the worlds(53),Dark City,Good,Bad,and the Ugly,The Graduate,Night of the Hunter,Saving Private Ryan,Apocalypse Now,Danger Diabolik,Insomnia,Amelie,In the Mood for Love, Dr. Strangelove,Signs(not last two minutes...yeeuch!)Gattacca,Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls,Supervixens, Shogun Assassin,The Cell,Get Carter(71)Psycho,Marathon Man, Journey to the centre of the earth,Starship Troopers, Koyaanisqatsi,The Andromeda Strain,Tarzan and his Mate,Laurel and Hardy,The Incredibles,Flash Gordon(Buster Crabbe)The Iron Giant, Spirited away,Asian Cinema in general,and fantastically dirty porn....

Television:

anything with David Attenborough,Real time with Bill Maher,Battlestar Galactica(new) the Simpsons,Cosmos,The Universe,X-Files,Lost, ,Alias,Family Guy, anything on National Geographic or Discovery Science channels,Twin Peaks,Going Tribal,Rome,Extras,the League of Gentlemen, Sienfeld,Office(English) Blackadder,TV funhouse,Band of Brothers,Tom and Jerry, shows on cosmology,UFO's, Bugs,fish,squid or reptiles and of course Star Trek,Dr Who (I am so ashamed...) Victoria's Secret fashion show

Books:

War of the Worlds,1984,Origins of the Species,any H.P.Lovecraft,Richard Dawkins, Bill Warren-Keep watching the skies, Ellen Von Unwerth -Snaps,Wicked,Revenge,Couples, Fetish Sex Symbol-Bianca Beauchamp,Luba-Petter Hegre,any Joel Peter Witkin,Bizarre, Skin Two,Rue Morgue,Vogue,Marquis and Taboo magazine READ BOOKS!.

Heroes:

my wife Sas Christian who learned to paint by sheer determination alone,Mozart,the most remarkable,talented man and certain genius ever. Charles Darwin (evolution and the cosmos,they are fact and beautiful),David,Attenborough,scientists,astronauts,thinkers , Stanley Kubrick,Alfred Hitchcock, Beethoven,H.R.Giger(who I met in N.Y.)Carl Sagan, H.G.Wells( concepts he gave us include time travel,lazers, chemical warfare, genetic engineering, alien attack and invisability-the guy was a fucking genius!) H.P.Lovecraft(no other writer inspires me more,his work propels my hands)Arthur C.Clarke,photographer Ellen Von Unwerth,Peter Cook and Dudley Moore,Marge and Lisa Simpson,Elastagirl,Mr Incredible,La Cicciolina ,Hef,Russ Meyer,Fetish models, Ron Mueck for his technical genius, Victorias Secret and Guess girls (last two not heroes really but worship is involved)

My Blog

Vegas baby!

So,off to lovely Las Vegas on the 18th July for a huge show at The Hard Rock Casino titled 'Crimes on Canvas',curated by pals Jay and Mishell from M Modern gallery.I get a chance to hang out with arti...
Posted by Colin Christian on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:14:00 PST

OPERA GALLERY SHOW 08

Can't make it to NY? Don't worry - check out our catalog for the show. http://www.operagallery.com/catalogues/sascolin.pdf...
Posted by Colin Christian on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:31:00 PST

Arthur C. Clarke

One of my heroes, Arthur C. Clarke has died at his home.I am bummed.Here was a truly great human being,a wonderful visionary who helped make me who I am,his writing made me look up at the skies and w...
Posted by Colin Christian on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

new work,shows etc.

Well,it's been a pretty busy time recently,I have a bunch of new work ready to leave and still a couple of things to finish up.Sas and I are preparing for our show at Opera Gallery on May 8th in NY,we...
Posted by Colin Christian on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:34:00 PST

confederate flag

The Confederate flag-hanging this proudly absolutely positively certifies that you are 100% pure garbage,the quicker you and your seed vanishes from the earth the better for everyone....That goes for ...
Posted by Colin Christian on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:53:00 PST

BARBARELLA

It seems they are going to remake one of my favorite movies ever,it's influence on me as a kid cannot be underestimated,and I firmly believe it changed my life and helped push me to where I am now,so ...
Posted by Colin Christian on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

The future is going to suck

So within a period of a month I have seen "An Inconvenient Truth","Children Of Men" and"Idiocracy",and suddenly the future aint' so bright....The heady days of 'Blade Runner" and "Star Trek" are all g...
Posted by Colin Christian on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

how do I make a girlie?

down.I usually start by listening to music,watching old movies and looking at lots of girls,in print on tv,whatever.The is something completely facinating about the way females look,I know I will nev...
Posted by Colin Christian on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

big opportunity

well I got picked up for representation by a New York gallery, which is a big deal for me. Starting in January the gallery will pay me to work fulltime for a year on my ideas,it seems there is a growi...
Posted by Colin Christian on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:05:00 PST

rednecks

So I go to get a call at the door,its the UPS guy.We used to have a really good man now we have this guy who is constantly playing Tobey Keith in his truck....He gives me the box and says "Wine dot co...
Posted by Colin Christian on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST