Heroes:
[Caption.iT - Text Generators]
Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting
TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name:
John Holmes
Birthday:
August 8, 1944
Birthplace:
Ashville, Ohio
Current Location:
Hell
Eye Color:
Brown, but they turn red when I get high
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
unsure, but my dick is 14 inches long
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right
Your Heritage:
unsure
The Shoes You Wore Today:
none becuase I was naked all day
Your Weakness:
I love drugs
Your Fears:
erectile dysfunction
Your Perfect Pizza:
meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
fuck a lot of women
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
what is an instant messenger?
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I wanna fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature:
my 14 in dick
Your Bedtime:
After sex
Your Most Missed Memory:
starring ing porn films
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke of course! I also like heroin too!
MacDonalds or Burger King:
MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates:
orgy is fun, but so is one on one sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla, but I've fucked both
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Coffee
Do you Smoke:
Yes
Do you Swear:
Yes
Do you Sing:
no
Do you Shower Daily:
yes
Have you Been in Love:
yes
Do you want to go to College:
no I am a high school drop out and have a good job as a drug rep on the streets of LA
Do you want to get Married:
I was
Do you belive in yourself:
yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
no
Do you think you are Attractive:
yes and so do the women
Are you a Health Freak:
no
Do you get along with your Parents:
no
Do you like Thunderstorms:
no
Do you play an Instrument:
no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
yes
In the past month have you Smoked:
yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
yes and I have also eaten pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage:
yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:
no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
yes
Ever been Drunk:
yes
Ever been called a Tease:
yes
Ever been Beaten up:
yes
Ever Shoplifted:
yes
How do you want to Die:
I already died of AIDS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
I was a porn star back in the day
What country would you most like to Visit:
Any country that has lots of drugs and sex
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
any
Favourite Hair Color:
any
Short or Long Hair:
either
Height:
any
Weight:
any
Best Clothing Style:
naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:
a lot
Number of CDs I own:
none
Number of Piercings:
none
Number of Tattoos:
none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
nothing CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
