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About Me

SSSUUUPPPP BITCHES! hahaha j/k lol! I can't believe that I'm gettin' all up in da Myspace. I hate writing these things. It's so hard to talk about yourself without sounding conceited. Well, here we go... I used to be the mayor of T to the Ran before I became President of Iran! FOO-SHIZZLE! That keeps me pretty much busy. That, and looking after my two cats. I still find some time to hang with my bros and, of course, the ladies YEAH! hahaha j/k lol. I love to Party Party Party when I'm not threatening nuclear hell, guided by the hand of Allah, on the infidelios. I like reading, working out and praying by the will of Allah to smite the Christians and their Zionist puppet-masters, beheadings and hiking. I also like to party with the ladies! So if you're hot, preferrably blonde, come check me out hahaha j/k lol. Seriously ladies, I'm only kinda' married, if you know what I mean ;) hahahaha SERIOUSLY! We got this whole anti-western thing going on right now, know what i'm saying, so our womens are pretty well covered up. Sure, every once in awhile you see a fully covered chick walking down Flaming Sword of Revenge by Allah Blvd. and you think, "hey baby, what you got going on under there?", but then...you can see what I mean. Sometimes I think I gonna just fruit-out on myself hahahaha j/k lol. Anyways, that's pretty much me...drop me a line BITCHES and look me up if you ever get to T-Town! It's like I freakin' own this place! hahahahaha j/k lol. MaaMoo In Da House!! hahahaha

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My Interests

Gardening (I know..I know), making nuclear ba-ba-ba-bombs, partying with the ladies, praying, partying, working out, planning the burning death of America, Isreal, Denmark, England, France, Germany, Norway, Canada, Japan, Sweden, Russia (don't tell them, though hahaha j/k lol) Spain, Italy, cooking, partying and Swing dancing. I took lessons! For real reals!

I'd like to meet:

Brittany, Christina, Paris, Hillary (Duff! not that hag who's gonna for the Pres. in USA), Martyrs, unemployed Russian nuclear scientist, Johnny Depp, man I could go on forever hahahah j/k lol.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Old school baby! Rockabilly, Ska, cool old Garage, punk and polkas...

Movies:

Anything with Paulie Shore! Seriously, that guy is a geni-ous!

Television:

Lost, Desparate Housewives, General Hospital (when I got time), Swapping Housewives, Real World, Real World Challenge... you know serious stuff.

Books:

the Koran; Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus; anything Oprah says is good...

Heroes:

Allah and Charles Nelson Riley

My Blog

Holocaust Truth:Convention Update!

Just to let everybody know that the conference is going great. If we had a couple more days, I'm sure that we would be able to disprove the notion that there even was a World War II or existance of fe...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

When was the last time you saw your father?

1)First thing you did this morning?Hair of the dog! Man, NY rocks! 2. Last thing you ate?Babies...jewish babies. Washed them down with the blood of nuns 3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?Rec...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST

IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING.....

1. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?Redbull, Smokes and those "herb" pills to make your woo wwo go bing bing 02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA ...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST

I'm Afraid of....

1. I'm seriously obsessed with:with my hair. It has to be perfect2. I'd rather:turn gay than listen to freakin one of Rhafenjani's stories...3. I'm afraid of:tacos...4. Believe it or not, once I:Becau...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:06:00 PST

IZZI-HEZABULLAH CONFLICTO, MI AMIGOS!

Let's clear this up right away. I didn't say let's start something and get the Lebanese involved! I said let's start something and get 'Lesbians involved...LESBIANS! Elvis Fuckin...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

The Story of Me

Part 1: How I Came To BeWere you a planned baby? Planned..scientifically plannedWere you the first? I don't know. My number is 00028A. I always wondered about the 'A'Were your parents married when you...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

Orders From Maa Moo: How to Make a Woman Happy

How to make a woman happy:It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpente...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

By Order of Maa Moo: New Farsi

THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF IRAN HAS BEEN SWITCHED FROM FARSI TO SINATRA! Learn and memorize the following Sinatra (New Farsi) Slang:18 KARAT All the way, full-out: "An 18 karat idiot." BABY Used as an e...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST

How often do you feel like you just need OUT?

1. If your life was a little glass ball, who would you trust enough to give it to? ALLAH! Or that kid at the 7/11...he hooks me up2. Do you think our futures are already planned out for us? In a sense...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST

Edict .07784321 Maa Moo Rules for Myspace

Tehran: Foreign Minister Fartifart announced that by order of Maa Moo the Great and Nearly Sane, the follow 11 (Eleven) rules must followed while using, viewing, communicating or think...
Posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:05:00 PST