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Kim

Lodestar of the 21st Century

About Me

Recently moved over to Cherry Tap - I suggest you join me.
I am unbelievably good-looking, almost to a fault. My beauty is but one of the many reasons why I have been voted Mr. North Korea 25 years running. But I am not just another pretty face with a tight body. Behind this gorgeous exterior lies an intellectual giant. I invented the pitchfork, carpeting, and the mobile phone. Recent paternity tests have revealed that I am in fact Mr T's biological father.
I've recently parlayed my skills as a ruthless dictator into a successful career as a hair stylist. I'm looking to expand what is now North Korea's most profitable spa & salon, worldwide. Entrepreneurs should jump aboard now, before Kim's Salon & Spa reaches the heights of Paul Mitchell or Vidal Sasoon!

My Interests

Hennessy VSOP cognac, Mazda RX-7s, vintage Bordeaux wine (now that my doctors made me give up the cognac)

I'd like to meet:

Randy "Macho Man" Savage

Movies:

Rambo, Friday the 13th, and the James Bond series

Television:

Anything with Daffy Duck.

Heroes:

My father

My Blog

Whaling

Went whaling this morning.  It was a grand time.  I insisted that we all "whale like men - the old fashioned way."  With harpoon in hand I managed to bag three blue whales - not too bad...
Posted by Kim on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST