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Dick

I am here for Networking

About Me

I CAN NOT DISCLOSE THAT INFORMATION. BUT I'LL BREAK PROTOCOL AND TELL YOU THAT I LIKE TENNIS.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'VE ALREADY MET RONALD REAGAN AND I WILL MEET HIM AGAIN IN THAT WHITE HOUSE IN THE SKY. Oh, yeah, it would be kinda cool to meet some "LIBERTARIAN" jerkoffs from KANSAS who think they are too intellectually bitchin' to be rednecks! Oh, yeah... Everyone kinda knows I'm sort of an evil motherfucker, but come on, it's more methodology than ideology (although the ideology ain't all that sound either) - I think you conspiracy theorists are sexy and all, but the more outlandish you guys get the faster I cream in my (proverbial) jeans.... I'd like to not blow my load so quickly. I may be king shit in comparison to you mere mortals, but little Dick deserves some attention too! I may have chumped you, stuck it to you in all your holes, drilled some new ones, rammed it right in there raw, but come on guys, "What about Tower 7?" Give me a break and insult me when you've got some real political discourse.