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Vagina Lady

Go Team Vagina!

About Me

I am Vagina Lady. You may know me from vaginalady.com. I have made a variety of vagina costumes that I enjoy wearing to events in the San Francisco area. Please note that I am a feminist. My artwork is not pornographic; it just highlights the beauty that every woman possesses.

This year I went to San Francisco's annual Exotic Erotic Ball again... debuted my newest costume, and, once again, won the costume contest there. Love it!

Whatevs, dude! I am a force of nature, and your patriarchy cannot keep the Vagina downtrodden any longer. Hello, why would you even try? Do not fear female power!

(Sometimes I also take myself a little too seriously. But on the other hand, I actually am trying to fight a battle for the good of all - not just the good of all womankind, but all humanity. But this is apparently my holy calling in life or something like that.)

My Interests

Arts and crafts, feminism, glue guns, rhinestones, boas, things that sparkle, things that are pink, gender equity, sexual health, healthy sexuality, feminist art, making women feel good about themselves, making all people feel good about women, and otherwise sharing the love.Once you eat muff, you can't get enough.Once you munch box, you'll never want cocks.Once you taste tang, it's the only thang.Once you have poon, you'll be back soon.

I'd like to meet:

Open-minded fans of vaginas, artwork, and vagina artwork.
Feminists and female people; humanists and human people.
Sex-positive activists ad safer-sex advocates.
Artists, costume designers, and other off-the-wall types.
Dumbass boys who want to see pictures of my vagina.
(Oh wait, no, not the last one... btw, how dumb do you have to be to not be able to find pictures of pussy on the internet?)

Television:

I love TV! There is not much beaver on TV though. However, people are saying the word "vagina" a lot more on TV than they used to. (Thank you Vagina Monologues.) Jon Stewart says it sometimes, and Amy Poehler of SNL loves talking about vaj and pubes: "There was a time when a lady garden looked like a big slice of New York pizza pie... Now everyone has these tiny little sideways John Waters moustaches."

Books:

Femalia (Joani Blank), The Story of V: A Natural History of Female Sexuality (Catherine Blackledge), The Origin of the World (Jelto Drenth), Woman: An Intimate Geography (Natalie Angiers), The V Zone (Colette Bouchez), The Clitourist: A Guide to One of the Hottest Spots on Earth (Karen Salmansohn), Our Bodies, Ourselves, Vagina Monologues (Eve Ensler)

Heroes:

Vagina, vulva, pussy, yoni, lady parts, snatch, cunt, poontang, punani, muff, and other good stuff.

DUH: Eve Ensler, Judy Chicago, Georgia O'Keeffe, and the Sheela Na'Gig girls.

My Blog

No, I will not send u pix of my vagina

Hey, FYI: The answer is no. The question is one I receive more than I'd care to: "Hey, can I see a picture of your real vagina?" And while I'm on the subject... let me take a moment to respond to some...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

Apparently I am Highly Offensive

Ugh. I cannot win! I hate this. Yesterday I put up a new photo album. Friends only. Pictures of my artwork -- fabric scupltures, bright colors, representational but not highly realistic. Today I get t...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:19:00 PST

Seeking advice on my pictures

Dear Readers, The Vagina Lady wants your advice. Perhaps you've been following the saga of my MySpace pictures. I have periodically had pictures removed for being "inappropriate." The plush pink vagin...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:43:00 PST

Join the Vagina Lady at Bay to Breakers!

Bay to Breakers is almost here, and I couldn't be more excited! San Francisco's Bay to BreakersSunday 5/188am-noon Officially a "race," Bay to Breakers is in fact more of a mobile party that slowly ma...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:30:00 PST

When individuals can censor others, art suffers.

Perhaps you've heard that nearly all my MySpace pictures were deleted. Let's review the pictures posted on my account and see which were left standing. These three were somehow deemed acceptable....
Posted by Vagina Lady on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:48:00 PST

All my pictures CENSORED.

I cannot even believe the level of CENSORSHIP going on here! All of my photos except for 3 were deleted. Me in my vagina costume, Me in my relatively subtle vagina dress. Me not in costume. One pictur...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:39:00 PST

Its Official: I am BIZARRE

Vagina Lady in Bizarre Magazine Look, Im famous! Bizarre Magazine is an aptly-titled UK publication that recently gave me a spread. (Heh heh.) "Think of someone you know who loves vagina," the a...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

Buy my crap online

Vagina Lady has finally launched a Cafe Press online store! No vagina artwork or vulva costumes for sale, but you can pick up buttons, magnets, postcards and t-shirts. "Go Team Vagina" baseball jers...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:27:00 PST

You are not man enough.

It turns out that women aren't the only ones whose genitals are inadequate... Gentlemen, take note! Your dicks are too small and your ejactulations not manly enough. However, for a small fee a websit...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST

"Cosmetic Gynecology"

So, I see lots of woman-focused ads on MySpace... Here's one of my favorites: Allan Centre For Women Canada-based Women's Health Center Specializing in Cosmetic Gynecology www.allancentreforwomen.com ...
Posted by Vagina Lady on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:03:00 PST