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Satan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well where do I start? I am the prince of darkness. I was expelled from Heaven by God many many years ago. I like to get stoned and laid all night long. There's nothing like running a train with muslim suicide bombers being in the front and me pounding from the rear. Ha, I got your 72 virgins bitches!The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that... he is gone.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody French, Cuban, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jon Il, Southside Steve, islamo-fascists. Well I'll meet them all soon enough!

My Blog

I am baaack and hornier than ever!

I just love this shit right here. Made me blush a little.... http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am p;videoid=3986520 So everybody has probably been wondering where I have been. W...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:16:00 GMT

Blogging my nogging fo shizzle!

What is up peeps? Satan has been taking a bit of a break from this here blogging thing for awhile to right some new tunes. My new musical selection on my profile is from the religion of peace, Islam. ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:59:00 GMT

This weeks selection

Today's musical piece is one I wrote a few years ago for this chick I was banging. I'd never seen a woman handle the ol devil dong that Natelie chick, just damn. So anyway, since she made ol Satan blu...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:29:00 GMT

Fresh NEW ASS!

I wrote a new song the other day in celebration of my hot new piece of ass down here in Hell. I've been slinging around the devil-dong so much my back is hurting. It is about time I've gotten some new...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:02:00 GMT

My X-mas Blog

HELLo everyone. This weeks musical piece is one of my personal favorites, it has single-handedly been responsible for more acts of violence than ANY gangsta rap song. People get really angry at this o...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:36:00 GMT

This weeks selection

Everybody thinks Will Smith is all sweet and shit but I've got to tell you. His evilness rivals that of Gay Hitler. Back in the late eighties when Will's stupid fucking song about parents was all he w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:49:00 GMT

BS. Didn't post my freggin blog!

God damn it! I have to type this shit all over again. Okay, this was a work of art. Like war and peace type shit! As I was saying before I have to get this blog out before T-day as I signed a peace ac...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:20:00 GMT

This week's song

A lot of people ask me "Hey Satan, do you know Tony Danza?". And the answer to this question is yes, Tony is a very good friend of mine. Many years ago Tony sold me his soul for a very good part ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:59:00 GMT

This week's musical selection

This weeks selection of music is basically my soundtrack down in hell. Since most of the people down here are muslims and they worshiped me calling me Muhuumad or Acbar or whatever the fuck, I thought...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:23:00 GMT

My new song....

So do you guys like my new song? That's actually me. I did a little session work back in the eighties to help support the Iranian war verses Iraq. That was a great war. Got plenty of fresh ass down he...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:46:00 GMT