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Money For Nothings

Help two Meatheads Avoid Middle Class Poverty !! WWW.MONEYFORNOTHINGS.COM

About Me

Normal Knuckleheads need help!!NEW -Money For Nothings T-SHIRTS,and other IMPORTANT STUFF!! Here's the greatest idea these two meatheads have ever had!! Click on this zazzle panel, and get out your wallet!! This stuff is actually funnier than the Money For Nothings website!!You gotta see them to love, and buy "em!! Click this button Now!! href="http://www.cafepress.com/money4nothings" The American world is a weird one today. You work hard, try to live a semi-clean life, do most of the right things toward your fellow person, and what do you get??? Constant worries about all the above, and if you are like these two meatbrained losers, you are always on the verge of what we call middle-class poverty. Every day, the Money For Nothings guys make the choice: saving for kids going to college, try to save for retirement, eat an extra slice of bad pizza for lunch, play the lottery, or pay some of this month's bills!!!YOU CAN STOP THIS MADNESS!! - Donate To These Middle-Class Morons, These poop-headed poor pitiful patriotic partners, and make a statement!! Tell the world that you are willing to help two nobodies become semi-somebodies that are contributing to society, peddling as fast as they can, paddling against the current, paying all the taxes that people with less money then them don't have to pay ( you know what we're saying?) !! If you are like these two, we understand - You are never gonna be rich, or probably very happy, either!! BUT, if you, you, you, and yes, you too, all give money to Money For Nothings, at least they can live the rich, full life we all deserve!! Isn't this what America is all about?!? More on these meatballs -"Fun" is a word long forgotten, "Rich" is a word used only by rich people they've heard about, and "I.O.U."and"Pass the macaroni & cheese"are now popular phrases in their vocabulary!! How much more can they stand?? I'm crying right now, as I write this!...Do you realize charities ask them for money - WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?? HOW CAN YOU sit there, reading this with tears in your eyes, and not want to help?? NOW YOU CAN!! Thanks to this highly informative MySpace page, you can help our two down-trodden heroes reach their goal...that's why Money For Nothings was started!! Press the stinkin' button below, whip out that credit card, and make these two turds feel a little less crappy, and a lot more happy!!

My Interests

Not Working EVER AGAIN, sending my kids to college, not going bankrupt, collecting donations from people who press this button

I'd like to meet:

Rich, or generous, or poor and generous people with money to burn, who realize how hard but stupidly Money For Nothings motley men have muddled their way through life... People who have credit cards that want to help the cause, that want to help our two losers become winners - people who'd like to see these lardheaded, dimwitted, hen-pecked, bill-bombarded, dough-deprived low-flying hoseheads happy!! It doesn't take much...empty your piggy bank, comb over your couch cushions, check the dryer, borrow the money if you have to, just send it now!! You'll feel better, or you may just forget about the money you've sent (because it was such a tiny amount) BUT to our two wimpy world-beaten warriors, it's a freakin' fortune!! DONATE NOW...This begging is giving us a headache!!

Music:

The Animals "We Gotta get Outta This Place" Johnny Paycheck "Take This Job and Shove It" Talking Heads "We're on a Road to Nowhere" Lenny Kravitz " Fly Away" Beck "Loser" Dire Straits "Money For Nothing"

Movies:

GlenGarry GlenRoss, Death of a Salesman, Office Space, Revenge of the Nerds, Tin Men, The Graduate, Brewster's Millions, Miracle on 34th Street,

Television:

The Nightly Lottery Drawing, "The Office", "Survivor-Suburbia", Lifestyles of the Poor and Helpless

Books:

Death of a Salesmen, Catcher in the Rye, The Art of the Lousy Deal, Failure - Your New Name, Attack of the Working Class Slobs, How to Avoid Bankruptcy, Bankruptcy-Now What?, M.C.Hammer's guide to success, Cooking on a $1 Budget, How to Convince Your Kids not to go to College, Want Ads

Heroes:

All you wonderful donating-type people...Now stop the delaying and reading crap, and push the donation button!!

My Blog

GAS Guzzling

We finally remembered our password!!         In order to save money, we've been storing gasoline in paper boxes in our garages...is this a bad idea?  Also, since it...
Posted by Money For Nothings on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:52:00 PST

Stupid Real-Life!!

Last night the lottery numbers were wrong again!!     HOW CAN THIS BE????  We used our calculators, figured for hours, then threw darts, took our kid's ages, multiplied by three, divid...
Posted by Money For Nothings on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST