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Suzanne Somers

As always- hip, sexy but not desperate!!

About Me

This page is a TRIBUTE to the fabulous Suzanne Somers
This page is an UNOFFICIAL fan page for Suzanne fans and is in no way affliated with Suzanne Somers.
Here's a brief bio of Suzanne:
Suzanne Somers is the third of four children born to Frank and Marion Mahoney. Her father worked loading beer onto boxcars, and her mother was a homemaker. She grew up living in constant fear of being hurt or even killed at the hands of her verbally and physically abusive alcoholic father. She was diagnosed with dyslexia when she was young, and was a poor student. She excelled, however, in the arts and was active in her school's theater program. She won a music scholarship to college, but became pregnant after six months. She married the baby's father, Bruce Somers, and her only child, Bruce Jr., was born in November 1965. She was unhappy in her marriage and began an affair with her former drama teacher. Her husband found out about it and the marriage ended after just two years, in 1967. A single mom, she turned to modeling in San Francisco to support herself and her son. She also distanced herself from her family because her older brother and sister by then were also alcoholics. In 1968 she won a job as a prize model on a game show hosted by her future husband, Alan Hamel, who was married at the time. The two began dating, and she became pregnant while Hamel was still married. They came to the conclusion that Suzanne should have an abortion, from which she suffered severe bleeding for several days. In 1971 son Bruce was severely injured when he was hit by a car, and the therapist counseling him only charged the struggling Suzanne $1 per week. Suzanne herself also underwent therapy to overcome the problems of her dysfunctional childhood. In the early 1970s she landed minor roles in film and TV, and finally won a role on the series "Three's Company" (1977), where she modeled her character after Dick Clark's wife. She married Hamel in 1977. She was fired from the series after she asked for a raise at the beginning of the fifth season. She then headed to Las Vegas, where she performed extensively in the mid-1980s. In 1986 she began writing her autobiography, "Keeping Secrets", which was later made into a TV movie. In 1991 Suzanne landed the role of Carol Foster, opposite Patrick Duffy, on the TV series "Step by Step" (1991). For the last 14 years, Suzanne has sold her extensive line of products on the Home Shopping Network.
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My Interests

Cooking, singing and jewelry!

I'd like to meet:

I will accept all friend requests, except the blatantly vulgar and obscene. I no longer accept HTML comments, too many sparkle tags being repeated everyday.... And if you post a whore train bulletin, I will block you!!!

But I would really like to avoid meeting the seven dwarves of menopause --Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and All Dried Up. If you ladies are interested in finding out more info, read Suzanne's book The Sexy Years to learn about bioidentical hormones!

Music:

Barry Manilow, he's a genius.

Here's a pic of Suzanne singing a song from Guys and Dolls during her B-way show.

Movies:

American Graffiti!! Thank you George Lucas! PS- I love you...

Television:

Here is a list of all of Suzanne's acting credits!
The Darklings (1999) (TV) .... Clara Hagen/Emily Shepherd
"Candid Camera" (1998) TV Series .... Co-Host (1998-2000)
Rusty: A Dog's Tale (1998) .... Malley the Dog
No Laughing Matter (1998) (TV) .... Emma Poleski
Love-Struck (1997) (TV) .... Venus
Devil's Food (1996) (TV) .... Sally McCormick
"Step by Step" .... Carol Foster (1991-1998)
"VH1's 8-Track Flashback" (1995)
Serial Mom (1994) .... Suzanne Somers
Seduced by Evil (1994) (TV) .... Lee
Exclusive (1992) (TV) .... Marcy Singer
Rich Men, Single Women (1990) (TV) .... Paige
"Sbado noche"
"She's the Sheriff" (1987) TV Series .... Sheriff Hildy Granger
Totally Minnie (1987) (TV) .... Director
Goodbye Charlie (1985) (TV) .... Charlie/Charlene
"Hollywood Wives" (1985) (mini) TV Series .... Gina Germaine
Nothing Personal (1980) .... Abigail Adams
Yesterday's Hero (1979) .... Cloudy Martin
"Three's Company" .... Chrissy Snow (1977-1981)
"The Ropers" (1979) (TV)
Zuma Beach (1978) (TV) .... Bonnie Katt
Happily Ever After (1978) (TV) .... Mattie
"The Six Million Dollar Man" (1977) TV
It Happened at Lakewood Manor (1977) (TV)
"Starsky and Hutch" (1977)
"The Love Boat" (1977) (TV)
Sky Heist (1975) (TV)
"Lotsa Luck" (1974)
Magnum Force (1973) (uncredited)
American Graffiti (1973) .... Blonde in T-Bird
Daddy's Gone A-Hunting (1969) (uncredited)
Bullitt (1968) (uncredited)
"Lassie" (1965) (TV)

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My Blog

Comments

Hello friends, I just wanted to let you all know why I deleted all of my comments.  I had a problem with a virus on my page causing a sound to play constantly, and this was because of a corr...
Posted by Suzanne Somers on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

1000th friend!

Thank you to all of my friends for getting me to 1000 friends!  My 1000th friend just happened to be Mr. Patrick Duffy!  Thanks "Frank!"  lol...
Posted by Suzanne Somers on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST

PLEASE READ!

I am not going to answer ANY messages asking if this is the real Suzanne.  If anyone sends one, I'm not even going to direct them to my previous blog anymore.  We're all here becau...
Posted by Suzanne Somers on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST

Attention!

Hi friends!  I just wanted to address a current issue.  This is a page for Suzanne fans.  This page was created as a tribute to the fabulous Suzanne Somers because she did not have one ...
Posted by Suzanne Somers on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:02:00 PST