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About Me

Hi! My name is Cher Horowitz and I live in Beverly Hills with my daddy and our housekeeper Lucy. I go to Bronson Alcott High School, it's a really good school. Every morning I get up and I pick out my school clothes. Mismatching is not an option! Then I drive over to my best friend Dionne's house in my Jeep. We both only have our permits, but it doesn't matter! Dionne is dating a high school boy named Murray. Dating high school boys is like searching for the point in a Pauly Shore movie.... I made it my goal for the year to help make over my new friend Tai, and to help Ms. Geist and Mr. Hall find love. Everything pretty much worked out. Tai is popular, and Ms. Geist and Mr. Hall got married. I also found love along the way. I had a brief crush on my friend Christian, but now we're just really great shopping buddies. But the guy I ended up with is actually my ex-stepbrother Josh! We bickered for months before we realized we had feelings for each other.
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My Interests

Hanging with Dee, taking care of my Daddy, make overs, spending time with Josh, shopping with Christian, making appearances at parties, breaking in new pairs of shoes, helping depressed teachers find love, giving fashion advice to clueless friends, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Cindy Crawford!

Music:

No Doubt and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones!

Movies:

Hamlet, or anything Mel Gibson has been in.
Memorable Quotes "Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."
"Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum."
"Old people can be so sweet."
"Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite."
"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."
Christian- "Do you like Billie Holiday?"
Cher- "I love him."
"Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex."
"Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times."
"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."
Mel- "What the hell is that?"
Cher- "A dress."
Mel- "Says who?"
Cher- "Calvin Klein."
"Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials."
"I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'."

Television:

Ren and Stimpy, they're way existential. Beavis and Butthead and sometimes CNN.

Books:

Fit or Fat and Cliff's Notes.

Heroes:

My Daddy and Lucy.