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Kenneth

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About Me

Hi, my name is Kenneth Crandell. Most people call me Kenny. I live out in the Boonies of Southern California where I love to get drunk and high while listening to my music. My best friends, Lizard and Hell Hound. They kinda suck, but whatever. Since I decided to clean up a little, my sister Sue Ellen's friend Nicole has finally decided to go out with me. Damn she is HOT! I really want to go to culinary school after I finally get out of high school. I figure I'll be able to cook some killer munchies.
Here's a pic of my little bro Zach. He lost control, and is now longer with us. RIP.
I have another bro Walter. I was getting high with some friends when he fell off the roof! Sorry Walt man, I should have been watching you and reading you Green Eggs and Ham or some shit like that!
This is my sister Sue Ellen. We don't always get along, but we're there for each other when things get rough.
Here's another awesome pic of my 2 brothers and my sister Mel
Walt and Zach
Mel and Zach
Here's me and the boys before my mom left for her vacation!
Here's Suell while we were eating at Chuck E. Cheese. That was the night those damn drag queens stole the old hag's car!
The younger siblings. Don't worry kids, I'll whip you up some Belgian Waffles later.
Here's Suell and her friends.... Damn that Nicole is HOT!
Here's Zach as my head waiter!!
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My Interests

Smokin', tokin', drinkin' and rockin' out!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah bitches!!!!!!!

Doing the dishes, haha....

Here's my girl Nicole!

I loved it when she was in the fashion show, she looked so HOT!

I'd like to meet:

The master, Ms. Julia Child, RIP.
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Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Whatever I get the munchies for....
Mansion or Penthouse? Mansion
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Hell yeah
Are you afraid of clowns? No, but I am afraid of the Clowndog shit Suell brought home...
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 2 sisters, Sue Ellen and Melissa & 2 brothers, Zach and Walt
Favorite band/group? Iron Maiden
Baseball or football? Baseball, especially Melissa's Little League team!
Favorite brand of makeup? Ummm, I'm a dude....
Waffles or pancakes? Waffles, my belgian waffles are famous
Do you have an IPod? What's that?
Bike or scooter? Bike I guess, but I usually bum rides from Lizard and Hell Hound.
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No
How will you celebrate turning 21? GETTING WASTED!!!!!!!
What brand computer do you have? IBM
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? 0
Favorite city? LA
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat? No
Ever throw up in a public place? Uhhhh.... too many times to count.
Do you have a pool? Yeah, and it looked damn good after we cleaned it up
Ever drive a car? Yeah
How many times a month do you go to the movies? idk
Last movie you saw? Adventures In Babysitting
Who is your hero? Axl, or Julia Child
How old are your parents? Old
What deceased person would you like to meet? The babysitter, we want our money back!!!
Do you chew ice? No.
Have you been to California? Live there bitch!
Last book you read? Ha ha.
Favorite teacher? Teachers suck
Do you like to go fishing? No
How many of those do you regret? ?
What is you average in school? D
Favorite professional team? None.
Do you like mohawks? They're alright...
How many pairs of shoes do you own? Guys don't count their shoes...
Do you floss? No
Do you have braces? No
Do you bite your nails? No
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Man that was a killer party!!!
Do you fall in love easily? Only with Nicole I did.
Ever have a crush and they never knew? I guess so.
Do you babysit? Yeah, little bro Walt, but he fell off the roof while I was getting high.
Ever been shot at? Maybe, not sure.
Do you work out/exercise? No, that would cut into to my drinking time.
Do you have 6 pack abs? I do in the picture of me in Teen Beat.
Do you consider yourself nice? Sometimes
What movie character would you like to be? Kenny from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Do you go to camp for the summer? When I was a kid
Ever been bit by a snake? No
Have you been on a boat? Yeah
Name of friend you have known the longest? Lizard or Hell Hound
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? No
Ever break a bone? Yeah
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? They're all bitches
What is your ultimate job? Chef
Do you want to walk on the moon? No
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Who?
Favorite TV show? Julia Child or game shows
Apples or oranges? Apples
Favorite model of car? The Batmobile
Favorite flower? Cannibus
Favorite color? Black
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? Yeah
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Yeah
Do you live in an apartment or house? House
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? ????
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? No
How many cousins do you have? Lots
Do you believe in ghosts? No
If you were a bird, what would you be? A Freebird
Ever get stitches? Prob
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? No
How many kids do you want to have? 0
If you could change your name, what would it be? I wouldn't, but I would like everyone to start calling me Kenneth
Dogs or cats? Dogs, ELVIS RULES
Who do you tell your problems to? No one, I bottle them up
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? Nicole or Sue Ellen
Do you believe in love at first sight? No
Do you go to church? No
Would you marry outside your religon? Yes
Volleyball or tennis? Neither
How many people were at your last party? WAAAAAY too many to count
Ever ride in a limo? Yeah
Ever drink champagne? Yep
Favorite dinner? Anything I cooked myself.

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Music:

All things METAL!!!!!!! Especially Iron Maiden and Gn'R!!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and Adventures in Babysitting, The Babysitter's Seduction.... Pretty much any movie with babysitting in the title...

Television:

Julia Child and game shows are all I watch....

Books:

Cookbooks...

Heroes:

Mrs. Sturak. She was a really great babysitter.
And of course, Elvis!