Hey I'm Sue Ellen Crandell. I'm 17 years old and just graduated from high school. My mom really wants me to look into classes at city college, but I'm not really into it. This summer all of my friends got to go on an awesome vacation to Europe for graduation but my mom wouldn't let me go. Instead, she left me and my brothers and sister at home while she went on a romantic excursion to Australia! No fair! So she hired a bag of bones to babysit us but the old hag ended up kicking the bucket. I had to take control and get a job since my lazy brother Kenny wouldn't. I started out at Clown Dog but since I hated cleaning the happy fat vats, I went to work at GAW where I had a nice boss named Rose. Actually, I was the hub of their communication network! I did however meet a really cute guy named Brian at Clown Dog and we are currently dating!
This is the day our mom left and the babysitter from hell arrived...This is the old hag...but at least I got to drive her classic car before it was stolen by Liza!Here's the night at Chuck E. Cheese where Liza Minnelli stole our Buick!This is the volvo station wagon I had to drive to work everyday in! It didn't even have air conditioning!Here's my youngest brother Walter with Zack and Melissa...I hope your leg feels better Walt!Aww doesn't my lil sis Melissa look so cute in her new uniform? This was the night of the big fashion show where I got to showcase the new teen line for GAW!!!Ughh these are my two least favorite co-workers...Carolyn (Brian's sister) and Bruce her sleezy boyfriend! Justice was definitely served when Kenny's scuzzy friends toilet papered and shaving creamed her jalopy car! Rose seemed pretty thrilled to see Carolyn get what she deserves!Elvis, our family dog, loves to eat Kenny's beautiful belgian waffles!Here's Zack and his moon goddess Cynthia...the babysitter ruined his date and sent that little trollop home! He did buy her a Zsa Zsa diamond ring though!Unfortunately, Cynthia dumped Zack for Jacob. I had to ask if he got the diamond back!
