The Dude

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. What else...I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.--The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft. Me and 6 other guys...we were the Seattle Seven. I once was a roadie for Metallica on the Speed of Sound Tour. Bunch of fucking assholes.