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Carl Spackler

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About Me

I was an assistant Greenskeeper at Bushwood Country Club, maybe you saw the movie about my lifestory, Caddyshack. There were some other people in the movie, but the producers told me it was going to be a documentary on my life of greenskeeping and growing the perfect grass. I worked at Bushwood until I was accused and not convicted of blowing up a few holes you know. Wanting to be the Head Greens Keeper and chasing my dream of the perfect grass, I packed my bags and moved on to be the head greens keeper at the The Eagles Nest Country Club in Southern New Jersey. I live in a place, a fixer uper between the 12th and 13th. It's cool cause some dude name Ron Jawbowiski or something owns the place and he gets me out to meet some people and hang at some coool places in the area. He even took me to the Superbowl. I have some of those photos on this page. Still designing my own grass. Someday I will win the Green Jacket and be the Cinderella Story. I have become a big Philadelphia sports fan becasue of my boss Ron.

My Interests

grass, Miller Lite, grass, ponds, cleaning balls, cutting grass, watching golfers, killing gophers, here are some of my favorite photos:

(top left) I'm an xtra in Rocky 3. (top middle) Running with Sly during Rocky, I don't know why he cut me out (top right) Celebrating on the field with DMac as the Eagles win the championship. (middle left) Cameo in the "Sixth Sense" M Night is cool. (middle right) The last Night gam at the Vet, those fans are crazy. (bottom left) Announcing with Harry kalas of the Phillies a few years. (bottom middle) These dopes won a contest to golf with me and Ron, I lost the game so I had to put this pic here. (bottom right) A cameo in "Trading Places", Eddies a big fan of my stuff.

(top left) I met this dude at a game, what a mad man. (top right) My boss Ron on the radio during Superbowl week. (bottom left) Posing for Philadelphia magazine. (bottom right) On the field before announcing a game in Atlantic City. (top left) Partying in the stands at the last Monday Night Football Game at the Vet. (right) Golfing on my course with my boss Ron. (Bottom left) Im a little drunk at the Phillies Game.
(top left) The Sixers game watching my man AI. (top right) D Mac siging a jersey for me after partying all night during Superbowl week, I still have no idea how I got the uniform, or why I am wearing it. (bottom left) Consulting my boss Ron on his football teams practice fields. (bottom right) Partying with TO, that man draws the chicks.

I'd like to meet:

Tiger Woods, Kelly Clarkson, The guy who invented astroturf.

Music:

Boston, 38 Special, Whitesnake, Ozzy, Meatloaf, Judas Priest, Sammy Hagar, Elton John, Greenday, Jimmy Buffet, all 70's and 80's music, ELO, Van Halen, Rush, Metallica, Motley Crue, ZZ Top, Dio, AC/DC, Def Leppard, Azia, Wings, Led Zeppelin, Genesis, Cheap Trick, Phil Collins, Foreigner, Blues Brothers, Doobie Brothers, Paul McCartney, The Cars, Pat Benatar, The Who, Bon Jovi, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, John Waite, Van Morrison, The Tubes, Spinners, Styx, Billy Squier, Southside Johnny, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bob Seger, Boz Scaggs, REO Speedwagon, Ramones, Rainbow, Queen, Quiet Riot, Elvis, Tom Petty, Loverboy, Cher, Eddie Money, INXS, J Geils Band, Huey Lewis, Dan Hartman, Hall and Oates, Bobby Darin, Chicago, Jackson Browne, Kenny Loggins

Movies:

Caddyshack, Stripes, Private Parts, Bull Durham, Jaws, Waynes World, Jim Carey stuff, Airplane, Forest Gump, Rocky, Better Off Dead, Beverly Hills Cop, Godfather, Blues Brothers, Porky's, Cannonball Run, 48 hours, Mr. Mom, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Back To The Future, Ferris Bueller, Good Morning Vietnam, Naked Gun,

Television:

(Current and Old Shows)ER, Las Vegas, CSI-Las Vegas, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Moonlighting, Howard Stern channel 9 show, Football, Baseball, Boston Legal, ch 19, Cheers, Seinfeld, MASH, All In The Family, David Letterman (NBC Show), Simpsons, Happy Days, Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island, Family Ties, Batman, The Wonder Years, Home Improvement, Married with Children, Hogans' Heroes, Charlies Angels, NYPD Blue, CHiPS, Taxi, Night Court, WKRP in Cincinnati, Three's Company,

Books:

Grass Growing 101

Heroes:

Danny Noonan, TY Webb, Lacy Underal. Al Czernik, Donovan McNabb, Ron Jaworski, Jim Thome, TO,