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About Me

I read books. And I ride a bicycle whenever and wherever I can. Some say I drink too much coffee. I have a dry sense of humor.I spit wit. Pound pedals. Hoard knowledge. And wax literature. I am my own wrench. I enjoy thunderstorms. And rain on a sunny day. I am a fan of proper english and clever use of language. I dorkily collect books on literature and never sold back my anthologies. I don't know how I survived without my iPod. Or eggbeaters on my bike. I listen to jazz, standards and rock, [good] hip hop and classical. I drink dark beer. I laugh at inappropriate things

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My Interests

racing mountain bikes, reading, Guinness, history, being on two wheels, laughing out loud at unfunny shit, spitting knowledge, shredding various amounts of gnar, rolling mad deep in the cut, jib appreciation, knowing certain steezes

I'd like to meet:

I already met her.

Music:

Down Time: DMB, Tribe, The Roots, The Police, Mos Def, Coldplay, Felt, Jurassic 5, Coltrane, Sinatra, Stan Getz, Miles Davis, Dizzy, Dino, MonkWhen I'm driving: Jazz, Standards, Swing, Ska, Hair Metal, Hip hop, NPR, channel surfing on my Sirius. I'm a sucker for a horn and a piano.When I'm hammering: A mix of the aforementioned. Depending on the ride I'm going for and the trail I'm on.

Movies:

Sick ones. Dark ones. Funny ones. Dry ones. Eccentric ones. Twisted ones.All the good ones. Not the bad ones.

Television:

I only watch a few shows: Seinfeld, Family Guy, Mythbusters and Arrested Development.

Books:

Milton, Palahniuk, "Confederacy of Dunces", books on etymology, Vonnegut, Shakespeare, mythology, philosophy, "The Dirt", Hemmingway. Reading is my lazy sport.

Heroes:

My parents and their parents. And

My Blog

I’m sorta not even famous

This was taken from a blog of a guy named Jared.Jared and I met at the Poor Farm Fall Cup last weekend, and he and I traded first place a few times for the first half of the race."The Poor Farm races ...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

Cooling

I know I'm not the first to say it, but I'm going to anyway. I cannot wait for it to get cold. And by cold, I mean less than 60 degrees. Because lets face it, I think I've seen the last of the winters...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:21:00 PST

WeeMee

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Posted by Sir Brancelot on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

One set of tracks

Found this online One night a rider had a dream. He dreamedhe was hammering single-track with the LORD.Across the trail ahead flashed scenes from previous rides. For each scene he noticed two ...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

I Quit Quinton

The next time you hear somebody who lives in Richmond say "I hate this city" or "Richmond sucks" or something close, tell them to live in New Kent county. Just for one week. And I hear that I'm in "d...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

Lukas with a 'k'

Look at this guy. There is nothing that I could write that would be funnier than his own self. I've tried. I'm clever, but I'd rather not take away from the comedy that is already pouring out of this...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

Clubbage

I just joined a local mountian biking club. Well, I haven't officially joined until I see the check clear, but yeah. I'm in. So that means instead of just riding the trails, I will build them. And ...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

A hankering for colder weather.

Sunday morning. In a fairly clean chateau, two candles burning. Huge cup of coffee on my right, and an air conditioning unit on my left. The falling rain sounds like a random flicking of small pebble...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

gravity checks and hubcaps

When taking a breather through a parking lot and a vehicle wants to drive where you are currently doing circles, be very cautious when taking your circles elsewhere. Especially when, on a road bike, ...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST

free money

Sunday. The day that makes you think. About life, school. work, whatever has to be resumed the next day. I had a thought today. And it goes as follows: I HATE certain people. I was riding my bike to...
Posted by Sir Brancelot on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST