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The Heath

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About Me

I'm a simple man on the inside, rockstar on the outside. I've got one beautiful wife, two great kids, and three hours of freetime a week. I know many people, but none well. I'm the typical introvert, loner type. I prefer to spend my time with Neil Young and Sam Adams. This is about as social as I get. I grew up in Missouri, but now live in VT.

My Interests

Up until about age 30 my interests were doing whatever the hell I wanted. Things like slacking, fondling, painting, and traveling. Is now my awesome wife and kids, music and movies, getting my 20 minutes of exercise a month, down-time and a good cup of coffee. I was more active when I had the time for hiking and biking and snowboarding, etc. Now I pretty much just follow pro sports. I support The Blues, The Patriots, and The Cardinals. In a perfect world I would be on a roadtrip or in bed right now. In this world I waste hours of my life doing things like this.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Rose McGowan, Jessica Biel, and Lilo. Put the four of us in a room, close the door, and give me seven minutes. Otherwise I'd like to meet thirtysomethings in my area with similar interests. People who might like my taste in dark beers, frequent sarcasm, and my Hello Kitty collection.

Music:

There's only one thing I think about more than music. I have what some might call a shitload of cd's and vinyl. I also have over 1,000 album reviews on Amazon. Yes really. I like... and Ryans Adams, Concrete Blonde, Ice T, Mark Lanegan, The Doors, George Michael, Ministry, and and INXS, Leonard Cohen, Smashing Pumpkins, Everlast, Lords Of Acid, Sinead O'Connor, and and Daft Punk, Maxwell, The Smiths, Mazzy Star, Waylon Jennings, Velvet Underground, and and Lenny Kravitz, Shonen Knife, My Morning Jacket, 311, Soundgarden, Men Without Hats, and and Bjork, Danzig, Dead Can Dance, Van Halen, Peter Tosh, Ultra Vivid Scene, Phish, The Verve, and

Movies:

I own hundreds on VHS, which are now worth about 10 cents each. X-men, Pale Rider, Tapeheads, Aliens, The Doom Generation, The Star Wars Trilogy, Wild At Heart, Every Which Way But Loose, Clerks, Super Troopers, Shaun Of The Dead, Raising Arizona, Into The Wild, True Romance, Fantasia, Grindhouse, and More Than A Handful Volume 14. Usually anything with Clint, Cage, or Tera Patrick.

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I like...

Sleeping, alot. Travel. Thincrust pizza. Ryan Adams. Doing nothing. Coffee that is hot. Playing with my kids. Going to outdoor concerts. Playing with my wife. My weekly shower. Dark beer. Cereal. Hot ...
Posted by The Heath on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:36:00 PST

I hate...

Alarm clocks. Microwaving my coffee every 10 minutes. The New York Giants. Pepsi. My slow-ass computer/calling India for tech help. Stevie Ray Vaughn. People who are slaves to their dogs. Mosquitos (t...
Posted by The Heath on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST