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About Me

Well hello Internet friends. My name is Vidal, but you can call me Diva for short. I've been in the hairstyling business for over 20 years now. I thought it was about time I introduced myself to the Internet. I just got this brand new Commodor 64 hooked up at my Hair Salon and I am loving it!

I'm really into hair...The bigger, the better...so yes, size DOES matter *tee-hee*. For the last 10 years, I've been a certified Flowbee Hairstylist. It is the greatest invention in the world. It's self-cleaning and always gives an even cut. I specialize in Mullets with my Flowbee and I take it with me where ever I go. My newest venture is the animal world. Yes, I love those little creatures...especially Paris Hilton's little puppy. I am going for my level 1 certificate for Flowbee Hairstyling for Dogs!

Other services that I provide are full body-waxing with the product Nads, and alternative ponytail styling with Topsy Tail.

My Interests

My very 1st MySpace friend

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FLOWETRY IN MOTION
BY VIDAL

The Shitz
Vidal has the shitz
went to taco bell
had a nacho bell grande
now Vidals fanny burns like hell
Had to run to the ladies room
all day at the salon
Wish Vidal could plug it up
with a fantabulous tampon.
What can Vidal do
to stop this river of poo?
Vidal is so depressed
time to go shopping for some shoes.

A Victim of Sexiness
Vidal is a victim
of sexiness, babes!
Vidal cannot help it
Vidal gets paid to get laid
If you were fantabsolutely
fantabulous like moi
oh mon dieu bebe,
pas possible!
Vidal's hair is so gorgeous
Vidal's lips so sweet
They taste like candy babes
Knock Knock, trick-or-treat
Vidal's eyes sparkle
like a majic penny
hold it tight
and you won't get any
Oh to be Vidal
is such a thrill
A Victim of sexiness babes
George Foreman's got nuttin on this Grill

Morning Wood
once a timepon
vidal had morning wood
the alarm went off
but vidal didnt feel good
vidal was so frightened
of the monstrosity in his pajamas
tried to make it go away
and even hit it with a hamma
but the only solution
was to get it removed...so
snip snip lil wee wee
thank you Dr. 90210

Hairy Toes
The hair on Vidal's toes...
Oh babes, They are such a delight!
Why wax them, or tweeze them?
They keep Vidal warm at night.
Vidal shampoos them, blowdries them,
and brushes them down.
Sometimes Vidal applies mousse
when there is a stubborn hair around.
If they were only longer,
Vidal would definitely braid them.
Maybe dreadlocks, or even beads,
but Vidal would never shave them.
When Vidal goes to the beach
and sticks his toes in the sand,
sometimes a few grains get caught
in the hair on Vidal's fan-
tabulous toes, so strong, and yet, oh so petite
like a Halloween night,
they are candy on Vidals feet

♥ Vidal
xoxoxxo

Heroes:

Jessica and Britney

My Blog

Dear Vidal...

Babes, Vidal arrived here at the salon early today and had time to read the newspaper while sipping on some coffee from Dunkin' Donuts! Vidal came across this Dear Abbey section. Vidal was like OMGB (...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

Fanfriggentabulous Artwork, babes!

Babes, Vidal's self-portrait sold for $0.51 cents on E-Bay thanks to Rachel!!!Talk about raking in the dough babes! And all of you wondered how Vidal became so wealthy! Anyhoo, Vidal would love to see...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

Who has the most Fantabulous Moustache??

Thanks to all of you that voted!!! Vidal is using his trustworthy Fantab-o-meter to Fantabulate all of the votes. The winner will be announced by the end of this weekend, babes! Please Vote -- Who...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST

Fantabulous Hair!!!

Reply to this blog and post a picture of your most Fantabulous Hair style from the past or present...and a short description telling why it is sooo fantabulously fantabulous!!! This fantabulous b...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:28:00 PST

Strike A Pose!!!

We all know that Vidal has fantabulous hair...but we also know that Vidal sure knows how to work it on the catwalk since Vidal is a graduate of the Barbizon School of Modeling, babes! Vidal would lov...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST

Q & A

OOPsies... Vidal just realized that all of the questions asked before are now gone!! They were lost in the kidnapping/mugging down in Compton, babes! Vidal will need for his fantabulous friends to r...
Posted by The Flowbee Hairstylist on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST