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Kelly

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

About Me

I'm an OPGB 4-LIFE!! And I enjoy business of the monkey variety. I have grown lazy in my old age but not too lazy to go out drinkin every night!! haha No for realz though, I DO enjoy chillin at the pub with friends. I am especially addicted to drunken trivia fests during happy hour at TGIFriday's. It is just the best cheap fun in Vegas (or anywhere else) EVA!! ------ UPDATE 02/01/2007 Sadly, you will not find me at TGIF Flamingo much (if at all) anymore... tis the end of an era, my friends....(((sigh)))I dig psychology and study it like whoa at UNLV. I'll probably go to grad school but have changed my mind repeatedly about what I will study further....I have a very difficult time making decisions. Usually I'm just really laid back about what to do or eat or where to go or whatever so I'll force YOU to decide. ha! JUST DO IT ALREADY!!My favorite place in Vegas is Red Rock. It is simply beautiful and I go there whenever I can... it is amazing to me that places like that exist in this world.I am finding myself after a very long period of arrested development...... and let's see..... A fast beautiful life is better than a long boring one. Um, really, I can't be bothered with this at the moment. I have a paper to write. dang!And oh yeah, soccer is the greatest sport ever invented (besides recreational drinking). This is a universal truth, get over it.A . I . M . = kellyd186
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My Interests

music, soccer, the bar scene (but not the "go out to pick up on someone" bar scene. the "i really love being out at this kickass bar drinkin my whiskey and laughing my ass off" bar scene., art -in its many varied forms, ridin the ATrain! HA!, having sex dreams about my friends, hilarity and people of the hilarious variety, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, hiking at Red Rock, driving the 215 instead of 95, pet sitting in la -best fuckin job ever, body mods, random action, Vegas at night, darkness, keeping secrets from my friends and telling them to random strangers at the bar, Sacrilege on Thursday nights consuming free alcoholic beverages while playing 5cent Caveman Keno!!!! oh YEAH!!!!!!, spotting Alan Alda, um, ok yeah more later...............

I'd like to meet:

Old school mutha fuckas from back east who I, for various reasons, do not speak to much anymore, cool bands so I can become obsessed with their music, hott chicks who are worthy of a ride on the ATrain, girls I would make out with, Bernie Mack, Tricky, Rob Zombie (yeow!), Donald Faison (he's hizzyhott!!), Anthony Bourdain, a ninja, that guy in the Z on the 215 who paper-airplaned his digits to me but missed!!! haha Nick and T-Dogg And pretty much anyone else....... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

I like to rock the fuck out and chill the fuck out. I love that rap crap and Go-Go baby! I can't live without the Blues and Jazz either. Or DnB. Or ska/roots/rocksteady/reggae/etc. Or "Trip-Hop". I seriously love too many bands/Artists to name but a short short list: Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Rage Against the Machine, Sparta, Tool, The Decemberists, HIM, Blutengel, Thursday, The Pogues, Dismemberment Plan, The Cure, The Mars Volta, Team Sleep, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Fire Theft, Massive Attack, Zack Attack! haha, Tricky, Portishead, Bjork, PM5K, Biggie, Tupac, RJD2,The Pharcyde, Digweed, And One, Afroman, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Apoptygma Berzerk, KMFDM, Pizzicato 5, Norah Jones, Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, Pearl Jam, Candlebox, The Smiths, Phyllis Dillon, Morrissey, Alton/Hortense Ellis, El Vez,Zap Mama, Velvet, Metallica, Paul Oakenfold, DJ Shadow, Keoki, Emiliana Torrini, The Weepies, De/Vision, Aphex Twin, Mike Jones, Azure Ray, Trespassers William, Daler Mehndi, MC Hawkings, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, The Postal Service, Dara, Alien Sex Fiend, Dru Hill, The Love Drunks, esthero,The Sundays, Wu Tang, Jack Johnson, The John Butler Trio, Alice In Chains, MC 900ft Jesus, Everclear, Eminem, 50, Godsmack, James Taylor, Echo and the Bunnymen, Paul Simon, Chevelle, Radiohead, Stabbing Westward, Muse, Silver Chair, Assemblage 23, Kompressor, A Perfect Circle, Ac/Dc, lots of hair metal, Laced, Mazzy Star, ,Counting Crows, Kruder & Dorfmeister,The Breeders, Belly, Ladytron,The Refused, Coldplay, Sublime, Outkast, Ben Folds, The Used, The D!! (holler!), Elliot Smith, In Medias Res, Smashing Pumpkins, Pavement, Ben Harper, Bob Marley, Atmosphere, The Roots, Prefuse 73, Carbon Leaf, Trembling Blue Stars, Bloc Party, Spacehog, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Ben Kweller, Thievery Corp., Beck, Fugazi, Karmella's Game, Weezer, Lords of Acid, Tribeca, Ugly Duckling, JFA, Ramones, Talking Heads, That Dog, Dirty Vegas, Black Eyed Peas, Elton John, Elvis, DJ Danger Mouse, Tiesto, Donovan Frankenreiter, Filter, G. Love, Incubus, Jamiroquai, Buffett, John Mayer, K-OS, Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Rush, Queen, The Darkness, Molotov, Loretta Lynn, Orishas, Steve Miller Band, Porno for Pyros, Dr. Ring-Ding & Senior Allstars, Dinah Washington, Steppenwolf, Born Jamericans, Nelly, SWV, Too Short, Warren G., Skatalites, Chemical Brothers, Tego Calderon, Blind Melon, Ozomatli, Interpol,Dust Brothers, Tiesto, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wallflowers,The Bloodhound Gang, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, Blue Oyster Cult, Bone Thugs, Chuck Brown, North East Groovers, Rare Essence, Huck a Bucks, Junkyard, Backyard, Cypress Hill, CCR, M.C. Lyte, Digable Planets, Etta James, Ghetto Boys, P-FUNK, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Green Day, Gin Blossoms, Jane's Addiction, John Denver, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Mos Def, NIN, Coolio, Drive By Truckers, Scapegoat Wax, Boys II Men, did i mention Afroman ?? haha, Otis Redding, Tenacious D, The Toasters, Eazy E, NWA, Thrice, Jason Mraz, Rancid, The Jealous Sound, Primus, Moneen, Brand New, Smashing Pumpkins, Deb Talan, Biomechanique, Autumn's Grey Solace, Tears in X-Ray Eyes, Last of the Blacksmiths, Alexi Murdoch, Freak Mountain Ramblers, Brahm, Ant Je Duvekot, Doubleplus, Justice System, TIM, Resination, Ozny, H is Orange, Hush Collector, TV on the Radio, The Wildlife, Brilliant Red Lights, The Weather, The Tossers, Alkaline Trio The Waifs, etc etc etc.I often add more when I'm bored...

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Goonies, Last American Virgin, Mystic Pizza, Pretty Woman, Memento, White Squall, M*A*S*H, Tigerland, Hamburger Hill, pretty much any war movie, zombie movies, kung-fu movies,Dark City, What Dreams May Come, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Powder, Rudy, Juice, anything with Anthony Hopkins or Chow Yun Phat, Scarface, Adaptation, Ray, Boondock Saints, Pecker, Loser, Anchorman, Stand By Me, Shaun of the Dead, Groundhog Day, Waiting, Football Factory, Grandma's Boy, War of the Worlds, Just Friends, The Skeleton Key, Garden State, Wicker Park, Lucky # Sleven, Cocktail, Final Destination I & II (haven't seen III), The Virgin Suicides, Stella shorts DVD, etc.I watched One Fine Day on tv the other night and actually enjoyed that movie too. ha!I love terrible movies too... I mean really horribly gay movies. This goes for tv shows as well. Some are so horrific I cannot even bring myself to mention them here...yet. more later...........

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Conan O'Brien, M*A*S*H (best show ever in the history of the universe), Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, PBS shows in general, Fawlty Towers, Are you Being Served?, Seinfeld, Three's Company, Trigger Happy TV, almost any stand up comedy, Globetrekker, MST3K, Golden Girls, Saved By the Bell, Bernie Mack, Pimp My Ride, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Family Guy, Living Single, My Name is Earl, The War at Home, cooking shows (Rachael Ray, even though she is annoying as all holy hell, makes the yummiest yum yums!), Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations RULES, The Dog Whisperer is amazing, Project Runway is just about the best "reality/contest" show there is, um that's it for now.......***UPDATE***--- Top Chef ROCKS HARDCORE!! If Harold doesn't win I will cry. ***UPDATE***-- Harold won!! SCORE!! **UPDATE**-- The new season of Top Chef of course rocks but not as hardcore as the last one...so far anyways...Marcel is awesome, though.

Books:

She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb, anything Camus/Jung/Whitman/Bukowski, anything my wicked smart Dad recommends, my psych books, anything by Linda Barry, poetry collections of various authorship, etc.

Heroes:

My moms and pops, Carrie and Mary Dann, C.G. Jung, B.F. Skinner, Albert Bandura, Piaget, Joseph Campbell, Oprah when she isn't being all judgmental and shit..... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Revolution @ Mirage...

...tonight after PreKrunk with The Box. Unless it sucks then I'ma roll elsewhere.... Text a bitch if you wish to partake in the goodness that is the Thursday night party train!!   later my bay-be...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

Thanks my bay-behs....

...for sending me all those yummy survey responses!! I've been couch surfing (etc) all day/night and I am beat now (haha!) so I will respond to them hopefully tomorrow! YAY!   Some of ...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

Another survey I stole from various peeps...

*what would you do IF...* I died: I kissed you: I fell: I lived next door to you: I showed up at ur house unexpectently: I stole something: I was murdered: I cried: I asked you to marry me: I w...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

It smells like snow...

...today. The sky is that gorgeous misty grey that I love.... If it actually snows I think I may die from happiness.... Since I'm missing all the blizzards back east, I'd love to have a good (at least...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:29:00 PST

Ozomatli in Vegas

Anyone goin' to see Ozomatli next month at House of Blues?? I may purchase tix tonight after class since they are a kickass "2 for Tuesday" special! I only know, like, 1 other person that likes them ...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

Survey I stole from Jamie...

...I really need to be writing my paper now... but whatevs.... part 2 40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever 1. Where were you 1 hour ago?Wandering aimlessly about my condo wishing I didn't feel l...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

When it rains....

...it pours. I love my family. I love being part of this insanely ginormous clan of Dillons and Naumecs, etc etc..... The only problem with loving so many people, is that -at any given time- someone y...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

Happy Birthday....

...to ME!! YAY! Daaaaaaamn!! 28 is mad old, son!! haha. I remember a time when I seriously believed that I wouldn't live to see 25!! Life is crazy.... and awesome.... and crazy awesome!   The Bda...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

VEGAS...

...RULES today!!   How perfect is it outside today my bay-behs? The wind is whispering all kinds of delish secrets right now..... I think a trip to Red Rock is in order...... It is absolutely fa...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

Stop hatin'.....

...on Big Bird, yo! haha I have gotten more messages regarding my current profile pic than any other pic before!! haha. Everyone is either scared of it or aroused by it! HA! Pervs!!   ;-) An...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST