Homer Jay Simpsonâ„¢

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Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Birthdate: preferr not to say
Birthplace: I'll have to ask my Dad
Current Location: Springfield
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0''
Weight: about 245 lbs
Piercings: No, but my boy had one once. That little...
Tatoos: no
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: my wife is Marge Simpson
Overused Phraze: D'OH
FAVORITES
Food: I LOVE FOOD!
Candy: the gummy Venus Serillo
Number: nothing too high
Color: anything but pink
Animal: pork, duck, chicken, lobster, and other meat & seafood
Drink: Cola
Alcohol Drink: Duff
Bagel: I preffer donuts
Letter: nothing too high
Body Part on Opposite sex: thenass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: both
McDonalds or BurgerKing: both
Strawberry or Watermelon: I guess both
Hot tea or Ice tea:&..39;
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: mmm... chocolate...
Kiss or Hug: mmm... hug...
Dog or Cat: we have both
Rap or Punk: the boy likes rap
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: mmm... money
YOUR...
Bedtime: mmm... bed...
Most Missed Memory: my Mom
Best phyiscal feature: I can ballance a beer on my chest, does that count??
First Thought Waking Up: Is it breakfest yet?
Goal for this year: To be more loving to my family, well not the boy because he drives me nuts!
Best Friends: Lenny, Carl, Moe, Barney, the president, me, and other famous people I have met
Weakness: hunger
Fears: bears
Heritage: I don't know, MARGE, what is our heritage?
Longest relationship: still with Marge and lovin it
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' All the time!
Ever Smoked: once or twice or 27 times.
Pot: two times and I don't care
Ever been Drunk: every day
Ever been beaten up: maybe
Ever beaten someone up: hehehe...
Ever Shoplifted: only from Flanbders... D'OH
Ever Skinny Dipped: twice, why?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: opposite, oh well actually this gay guy who I shared an appartment with kissed me.
Been Dumped Lately: I don't think so
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: can't answer to these or Marge will be mad.
Favorite Hair Color:
Short or Long:
Height:
Style:
Looks or Personality:
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol:
Muscular or Really Skinny:
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many too count
What country do you want to Visit: Jamacia
How do you want to Die: naked girl avalanche
Been to the Mall Lately: last night
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if the power is on
Get along with your Parents: My Dad's in a home, does that count?
Do you think your Attractive: everyone does!
Believe in Yourself: what??
Want to go to College: Went, and no, I don;t like to work.
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: about 7 times, Marge is number 5.
Do you Sing: yep
Want to get Married: already am
Do you want Children: I already have kids.
Have your future kids names planned out: Lets see, there's my little Maggie, then Lisa, then the boy!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it when I met Marge
Hate anyone: Flanders, Flanders' kids, church, Mr. Burns, Grimes, and all of my other enimies
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