Santos L. Halper - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the Simpson family's dog's alter ego. I have many credit cards.

I have 25 kids via my babies' mama (love you darlin'), and another litter via Rosa Barks, who happens to be a poodle. My greyhound pups were named Rover, Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover II, Fido II, Rex II, Cleo, Dave, Jay, Paul, Branford, Dave II, Jay II, Paul II, Branford II, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Donner, Blitzen, Grumpy II, King, Queenie, Prince, and The Puppy Formally Known As Prince.

Some people I have the same birthday as Homer. I don't care. Time has a weird effect here. People don't age.

Let's see, what else? I have a twin brother who lives in the country. I hate the Repo men. And I'm a hydrophobic.

My Interests

Being a dog. Eating bones. Playing with the cat. Letting Bart put credit cards in my name. Getting hauled off by the Repo Depo men. The usual.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to speak with Frank Welker, and I'd like to hang out again with Laddie over at the Police Department. Also Ron Hauge & Dom Polcino, although I feel like I'm being directed to write that, for some reason.

Television:

The Itchy & Scratchy Show, Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, Rocko's Modern Life, Seinfeld, The Carol Burnett Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. I mostly like to just watch people watching television, though. Plus, you can eat stuff out of Homer's mouth after he's fallen asleep on the couch...

Heroes:

Lassie, Ren, Courage, Snoopy, The Tramp, and Conan O'Brien.

My Blog

Simpsons Characters Only

Arf! [sniff sniff] (A forum for Simpsons' characters only. If your profile isn't a Simpson character, you won't be allowed in.) Arf! (http://groups.myspace.com/simpsonscharactersonly) [wag wag] ...
Posted by Santos L. Halper on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

cute

Cute. I'm cute, right? I'm not old. I'm not going to the retired animal home, am I? Yes, that's right, on tonight's episode, I was wearing shoes. Women's blue heels on front, m...
Posted by Santos L. Halper on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:00:00 PST