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Carl

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Along with my BFF Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, and Homer Simpson (from "The Simpsons" fame) I work as one of the "fellow drones" in Sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, never managing to advance above this lowly position at the plant despite my masters degree in Nuclear Physics. I am black and handsome, a Buddhist with a , fond of bowling and having a drink at Moe's. But these are the only definitive details I will give you. I have a family, but I mostly keeps things to myself due to my uncontrollably abrasive tongue. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

I'd like to meet:

Malcolm Jamal Warner and/or Duffman (again!)

My Blog

Sick and tired of band spam?

Well, then you're gonna be pissed at me for this one.I don't usually do this, but, I'm sick of signing on to myspace and finding new friend requests everytime...only to have my hopes and dreams of mak...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

Do you like Guns N Roses? Do you like the Simpsons?

well, then you have two things in common with these guys.  AND... ...with your help we can make this the most famously awful band in the world!! *insert evil burns laugh here*  Listen to t...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

To everyone (Part II)

Everyone, I'm so sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you sooner, but I just haven't had any free time to catch up.   I've been busy shooting the new season of "The Simpsons."&nb...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:01:00 PST

To everyone...

I'm sorry I don't have the time to respond to each and everyone one of you personally, but ever since "the Simpsons" reality show has become so popular, Lenny and I  get hundreds of fan emai...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:53:00 PST

Married Life...

Lenny: Gee, Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy. Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives. ...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST