totally absurd profiles

HANTS Nothing but flowers

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking

butts_i_moved_duh

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn Park, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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onwardawkward

oakley

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Knoxville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Eli

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Up an down, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
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clubdana

D to the A to the N to the A

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Orlando, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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merry joy the totally absurd me!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
baguio city,
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cool, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
steamed_rotting_corps

Vegan Winter

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New South Wales
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Your Back Yard, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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CMRizz Like No Other

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Orange, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Brian I don't step on toes, Little Jack, I step on necks.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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The Joker

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gotham City, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
bluephoebe

Erin

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

sam we always get the ghetto short of things

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger

Adesina [SYH] Well I dont mind if you dont mind cause I don't shine if you dont shine. Before you go, can you read

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking

Martin Wilson

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Friends, Networking

Margaret

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Q-boro, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
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Friends, Networking

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Norn, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Kris

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Plantation, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
mikodemuz

~ M ~ I scream, Ice Cream!

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hellsinki, Uusimaa
Country:
Finland
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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the lauren... why can't i be like gwen stefani and have japanese slaves?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
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indecisionmaker

Jamie AmeriCorps for now, later on who knows?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lawrence, KANSAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
marleta

cindy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
bali,
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends
think2much

Bryan HIGH, REALLY HIGH, LIKE A REALLY HIGH THING, SAY A SUN FLOWER.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Long Beach, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FLINT, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
microchipsforeveryone

bate

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
fort collins, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

david odean

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
portland, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Friends
sonia_mukherji

Sonia dreams, like fairies, flit in and out of my life.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
shshawshshane

Snakes On A Shane! I got a smart mouth, I used to beatbox for Einstein.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cape Coral, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Beth

Age:
53 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Project Absurd Celebrating The Daft!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Upstate, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
deafhenrymeathammer

Is humanity really worth saving? insert witty headline here, or perhaps you prefer some worn out aphorism, maybe an anagoly about how

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
travisolsen87

Trav E. Baby

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lancaster/ Monterey, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends
gesamtkunstwerk

Silke Conspire (L) To breathe with

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BROOKLYN/SAN FRANCISCO, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
sweetmercyme

Sweet Mercy Me

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Shaolin, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends

Don

Age:
90 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Savannah, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Sweet Revenge

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
poopsville, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Sylvester The Jester Back to Normal!

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BELLFLOWER
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
bacon_

Absurdâ„¢ [Kicks Jews]

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Boomer, West Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Portland, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
binderclips

Andy

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
dragonjules22

Julie Life begins when dreaming ends, and yet.....

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
VICTORVILLE, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

A Child of Creation Nature is all.

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Illustrious Pacabel, esq.

Age:
33 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
art_whore

ARTWHORE™ Was there ever a love other than one in darkness, a love that would cry out in broad daylight?

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Pleasantville , California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
mosophresh

Monica Insert witty phrase

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Spring/Houston, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
hullahut

Beth omfg!! Wolfgang's back?!

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Christian bing bong gimmie the candy

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Madison, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
aprildrome

april

Age:
96 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
philadelphia, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Body builder
gonezales

KG

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends