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the lauren...

why can't i be like gwen stefani and have japanese slaves?

About Me

I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how how I feet about relationships...You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and ... but I guess we keep going through it because...most of us need the eggs...

My Interests

clinically "a-beast" people and ice cream...

Music:

anything and everything...with some exceptions...

okay, lots of exceptions...

Movies:

i'm obsessed with the godfather and anything by woody allen...

Heroes:

the one that knows me best... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

i want another tattoo!!!!

i already have the pic...and i already have which artist i want to go to...now i just need money...damn......i'd like to think of it as a new beginning......
Posted by the lauren... on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Seed of Memory

Seed of Memory...By: Terry ReidBrave Dreams That Are Kindled From Ashes Rise Out Over All The Battle Below Spread Wings Over All That He Passes So His Life Can Stay Immortal To His Country All Th...
Posted by the lauren... on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

Not intended for younger viewers...

GRANDMA LIVING IN DENIAL!!!...
Posted by the lauren... on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:36:00 PST

Random Quiz Answers...

**this is what we find at work...i wish i could've done this in high school......
Posted by the lauren... on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

men and women...

Meaning of words for women: Men: Take note and put a copy in your wallet. 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: ...
Posted by the lauren... on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:03:00 PST

Jeffisms...and the Giggle Loop...

What makes "Coupling" great...not only the topics/situations the characters seem to get themselves in to...but Jeff...There's one particular concept Jeff explains called the Giggle Loop..."The Giggle ...
Posted by the lauren... on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

you...me...and porn....(part 2)

Maybe I'm just going off on a tangent and there is not real point to this blog...I was watching an episode of the British television show, "Coupling" and the topic of men and porn became subject of th...
Posted by the lauren... on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

"i'm engaged"...

two words that my sister and her now fiancé could not seem to tell my parents...(and the rest of us) last night...but it was made official nonetheless...so the wedding will be in 2008 (possibly someti...
Posted by the lauren... on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

only 89?...bitches!!!!!

HowManyOfMe.comThere are:89people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?...
Posted by the lauren... on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

fuck you...

i was put in a foul mood today...and it all started with some bitch deciding it would be funny to write some "ghetto" shit on the car...JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!...I HATE THIS PLACE...I HATE LIVING HER...
Posted by the lauren... on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:46:00 PST