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About Me

You can always go honor the secret order of the Drug Plastics. Myspace.com/thedrugplastics. Was one of the founding members of the following bands: Code 22, Captain Pillow, Myspace.com/thebandcaptainpillow, Self Help Society, Myspace.com/selfhelpsociety. I also once, in first grade, had some sort of ice cream treat left over from lunch that I hadn't eaten. So when I got back to my classroom, I put the ice cream thingy in my bookbag in the closet. The teacher found it a bit later half melted and seeping onto a couple other kids bookbags, and asked whose it was. I told her that it was mine and that I was saving it for later when I got home. Yes, that is a true story. I vividly remember some of the "DUUHS!!" floating up from some of my other young classmates. I still kinda do stuff like that sometimes. Do ya' get what I'm sayin?

My Interests

Generally speaking of course, I'm into the absurd, and I'm into writing, in all shapes an sizes. Been doin' it since I was about 10 or so. Songs, short stories, stream of conscious and other forms of poems. Abstract, random, and other forms of totally amateur photograpy. Guitar and also tinker with other assosrted instrumments. Sleeping as much as I can. Listening to music constantly. Writing constantly. Looking way too deeply into things. Then realizing how silly it is to do so. Spoiling my two cartoon character-like cats. Smoking my calmness. Traveling as much as possible and finding new places to eat with the Per-Ty Wife. Making my two adorable neices laugh. Retreating from the modern fuckery that we have created for ourselves.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who would agree to stand by me at all times without pay, and massage me whenever I wanted. Any takers?

Music:

Was one of the founding members of the following bands: Code 22, Captain Pillow - www.myspace.com/thebandcaptainpillow, Self Help Society - www.myspace.com/selfhelpsociety, You may also go pray to the Drug Plastics at www.myspace.com/thedrugplastics MY LATEST ROUND OF OBSESSIONS HAS BEEN A MIX OF THE FOLLOWING: Post Natural Era, Self Help Society, Mike Doughty, Yo La Tengo.

Movies:

David Cross Playing Allen Ginsberg?! What God did I please?Wes Anderson Flicks, The Yes Men, The Saddest Music In The World, Scotland PA, Love Liza, The Weather Underground, Melvin Goes to Dinner, I Heart Huckabees, The Corporation, Educating Rita, Heavenly Creatures, Joe Gould's Secret, Flawless, One of the Hollywood Ten, A Huey P. Newton Story, House of Yes. Fisher King. Brazil. Coen Bros. Movies, Albert Brooks Flicks. Kevin Smith Movies, Richard Linklater Flicks, Christopher Guest Movies, Old CKY Stuff, Star Wars-Older Ones, Not Newer. Neil Simon Plays That Become Movies. Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing, Boogie Nights, Fight Club, Snatch, Ghost World, Slums of Beverly Hills, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Idiocracy, The Anniversary Party, Daytrippers, Evenhand, Childstar, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Cherish, Big Bad Love, About a million other indie flicks I could list and suggest you see. Also have a weakness for dumb comedy movies of my youth like: "Better Off Dead" "One Crazy Summer" "Spaceballs" "Airplane" And all the usual others that people my age quote from and could repeat verbatim.

Television:

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Books:

'Songs of the Doomed' By: Hunter S. Thomspon

Heroes:

More Like Inspirations on Certain Levels Rather Than Heroes. Lenny Bruce, Allen Ginsberg, Lester Bangs, Hunter S. Thompson, Phil Ochs, Operation Ivy, Andy Kauffman, Salvadore Dali, Abbie Hoffman, Gore Vidal, John Henrik Clarke, Cedell Davis, Harvey Milk, Mario Savio.

My Blog

BEST SLIP OF THE TONGUE EVER

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Posted by Bryan on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST

I’VE BEEN FOLLOWED BY A SYMBOL LATELY.

Many times in my life I'll have re-occuring patterns. Such as coincidences, numbers, like the date of my birth 9/19. I went thru a meaningful coincendence phase in my life, and haven't totally disreg...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

I PROMISE THIS IS NOT SPAM. OH, IT IS PRICELESS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6e9rhYfqSU ...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:40:00 PST

MY FRIENDS MOVIE HAS COME OUT ON DVD.

http://outofthesouth.com/ The link above will take you to the site of my friend Jason's documentary that has come out on dvd. Out of the South it is titled and I suggest you check it out.&n...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:09:00 PST

I LOVE WORDS...

That have POP. Such as Pop. Words that ya' feel when ya' say em'. HARD WORDS. I'll walk about a whole day saying one beautiful word. Like Chicken. Or Turkey. Or Purple. Or my new favorite, W...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:40:00 PST

I GOT CENSORED BY MYSPACE!!

This ever happen to you? Below is the e-mail the peeps at Myspace sent me. We had to delete one of your photos. We had to remove an image (or images) from your account because they violated our ...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:39:00 PST

SAW ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE POLICE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL LAST NIGHT.

Well, I got to 'hear' Elvis Costello live, as he was ending his set as we were making our way to our seats. That certainly blew donkey cause I' am a huge fan of his. But we we're delayed while waitin...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:37:00 PST

THE AFTER MIDNITE LIFE

In the after midnite life. Searching for other souls that glow in the dark. Lookin' for stars that burnt out long ago. Comin' home empty handed, with my wanderin' cord in my paws, checkin' for a live...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:39:00 PST

DON’T

Don't ever lose that empathy. That stake that sticks outta yer heart. That people pick at and question. The ability to put other people's thoughts into your head. These things you never asked for. Don...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:35:00 PST

THE GREAT DISTRACTION.

It's the great distraction, Fom the tiny things that kill us everyday. Looking for a pulse where there is none. But I knew that goin' in. Dead as a door knocker, Left limp against a huge wooden door. ...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:13:00 PST