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Greetings and salutations.
people know me as dan, danko, hager, shums, heggstarr,bon jovi's nephew, i prefer none above the other. my roots lay in the soil of olney, philadelphia, pennsylvania, usa. where i was reared dog nabbit.. eldest of seven. im a poet, writer and musician as well as inspector of all things built and unbuilt. ive become an avid golfer of sorts.(this does not mean i am good.as a matter of fact im downright awful.) the songs displayed on the page are mostly demos from the album im currently building. all the songs are recorded in the backroom of my manufactured home with the upmost of 20th century digital musical technology. i.e. the pc, fruityloops,adobe audition,korg products, fender products and a nifty fostex vm200 that is more than reliable.im a proud owner of a vtm120. i would love for a label to sweep me off my feet, throw me in a 150 an hour studio with ben gibbard possibly tank from the zolof album on drums, dave mustaine on guitars, sebastian bach doing backing vox and jack from metroplex on bass. i create fashion and trends.im a dirt poor genious.the adam sandler movie riegn over me made me tear the hell up. and i mean like crazy..especially the part where they were showing him the picture of his kids in court..that messed me up.im a pro poker player. i like watching boston legal,reba,california dreams, saved by the bell, diff'rent strokes, simpsons, family guy , conan o' brian, letterman, antiques roadshow and anything on PBS. i find girls that drive shitty cars or trucks a turn on.im very content with my position in life. i have an extremely unexpensive pabst blue ribbon habit. i have lots of poems in my blog area because its how i vent. some call it inspired. alot of folks dont appreciate my sense of humor. i enjoy leaving hershey wrappers all over dog owners houses, farting..you know stuff like that. i am well read in history so i dont have patience for religion. ultimate being..of course..messiahs most likely not. i have deep appreciation for original people and artists. plastic ono band is the realest album ever made. i think pop music nowadays sucks monkey ass. although i do dig my chemical romance for some reason. i have no intention of making danko babies. although that would be fun im sure.it would def be a good lookin kid. im a certified sharp shooter by the united states government.i still tear up when i listen to nirvana songs.i cant stand that paul mccartney christmas song. it drives me nuts.it actually makes me hate christmas. i really dig the cover of the slint album. i dislike alot of my old friends. i drunk text and myspace. im an osha certified forklift driver. i like nice smelling candles and gardens. i like noses. i guess im two pennies short of a nose fetishist.i know cpr and first aid. i hold my pee in cause im too lazy to walk to the bathroom sometimes. i like spending money.especially if its someone elses. i like getting the sex eye from across the room.i like rolling cigarettes cause its hip and it makes me feel like james dean.(although i do not recommend starting the awful habit.) i am killer at sinatra karaoke.i rent my dvds at the bucks county library. always racking up late fees. i creatively acquire the internet from unsecured wireless connections. i have very hip attire and one pair of reebok classics.i use to have a lance mountain mini and a huffy sigma which both got stolen..one by mike ondik and the sigma by some hill creek canadians. eventually i got a hutch i found in the trash then it was stolen by goof and josh. i like stephen kings dark tower series. i love all things beat. kerouac is intense. i used to get beat up alot in late grade school and early high school because i hung out with dregs and metal heads and skateboarded..i digged pearl jam before most of foxchase even knew who they were.(although they do nothing for me as of late but i do appreciate their longevity) id like to see a deathmatch between phil collins and peter gabriel. i wrote almost every song on the tiddies album.i think dave mustaine should break hetfields and ulrich's hands for stealing mechanix. i played with gobots more than transformers cause i was a poorkid. although i believe my brother and i had optimus prime and i might of had the white porsche guy. i still blow up action figures with firecrackers. i dislike some bts shows because they sound like crap without netson mostly. i listen to audiobooks on tape. i wish it was legal to have monkeys.post mortem i want to be displayed as a rotting dancing corpse at the franklin institute with the sickest skinless grin on my face. for learning purposes of course. i think kurt cobain and axl rose would of been a swell fight. even as an artist i dont feel too much of syd barretts floyd songs.im currently writing an autobiography thats gonna turn my little world upside down. i wish sometimes i was with denny crane and alan sure on that balcony. im sure ill think of more shtick later..stay tuned.
