D to the A to the N to the A profile picture

D to the A to the N to the A

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4My name is Dana, its Short for Dana, and means Dana. My life is totally absurd, at least 3 times a week I find myself quietly uttering, to myself “I got a weird life.” I try to chronicle much of the weirdness in the blog, and on my silly little TV show (see top friend) but the bulk just gets filed in my head under, “I got a weird life.” Chances are I don’t have anything in common with you, this is a result of me not having anything in common with anybody, which is secondary to the aforementioned “weird life”, however I know a lot of stuff and I am highly chatty, so it’s not likely that you will know that we actually don’t have anything in common. I am mildly interested in all things interesting and very interested in things which are very interesting but am easily bored with all things disinteresting (OK so maybe we do have something in common.) I don’t care about sports, pretence, gossip, or things. I do care about, people, politics, kids, animals, and stuff providing the stuff is intrinsically interesting and not just a thing(you will know it when you see it.) Life is a collection of stories and I am a fervent story collector, I have a thirsty brain, and a lust for adventure. I am well traveled and have learned that in general the “worst thing” that can happen isn’t that bad and the only true tragedy is missed opportunity, which will probably come around again anyway so even that isn’t so bad. I am a big YES person, Yes to experiences. Yes to Adventure. Yes to communication. Yes to acceptance. Yes to Love. Yes to each other. Yes to why it CAN be done. Yes to why it should be forgiven. Yes to why it can be overcome. Yes to the place with the red awning, and linoleum .Yes to Music. Yes to Expression. Yes to different. Yes to open planes. Yes to Dark Corners. Yes to Feelings. Yes to learning. Yes to Color. Yes to getting dirty. Yes to cleaning up. Yes breeds, yes's, .Yes leads us to the open infantine possibility, YES IS HARD. NO, breeds, No's. .No leads to, dead ends, closures and darkness. I live in a small house with a medium sized dog and keep it drama free, I am out downtown most of the time and way lots of fun, so if you see me ask me what kind a babies a cat has if it eats a ball of yarn, and I will make you laugh.

My Interests

I try to limit my interests to interesting things,I got a super fast camera and take tons of pictures, I indiscriminately post them to my Photobucket HERE

Music:

I am partial to good music, but am sometimes forced to listen to bad music.

Movies:

Talkies in Technicolor

My Blog

How to Cure sadness in 3 easy steps

1st) watch this with the sound. 2nd) go HERE http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/hills/6396/ifionly.htm again with the sound on, and sing the words correctly (Note I try to do this when no one...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

Best Mom ever, Birthday and stuff

Ok, so I was at my mom's house yesterday helping her with her computer, and I remembered that she used to have an extra keyboard.  She is musically inclined and usually has a few examples of what...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST

Attention Ladies, Please Take Note....

If the dude you are hanging out with, by any reasonable stretch of anyones imagination seems in anyway like Scott Peterson, then he is a  Deutchbag, and you have no one to blame but yourself when...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:28:00 PST

Right wing people are EVIL and Stupid, and have sexual issues, here is why,

What the hell is wrong with you people?  By you people I am not necessarily referring to those of you who were caught up in the fervor of a simple contrarian attitude to the perfectly decent stat...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

Roger and The Horse,, (CLASSIC)

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine.  He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again ...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

Love Paper, from a 10 years younger Dana.

So I was reading some bullitins and was reminded of this paper I wrote back in 1998 as a Miami boy living in rural missouri.  I re-read the thing and its pretty good so I am blogging it..  r...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Beware of Roxy, Cuddle Whore Bitch Preditor

So recently there has been a disproportionate amount of people finding themselves unconscious on my couch, and as I looked through some recent pictures I noticed that Roxy is a cuddle whore.  The...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:49:00 PST

Warped Tour Nuttyness..

Good times sweating in the sunshine,, cept because I am not very bright I place myself front and center in the crowed and some kid landed on my head so now my neck hurts. I should have known better be...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST

I am just like Snow Effin White.. Possum Story

Unlike most of my entries this happened a few years ago but I just stumbled on the photos and it's a good story, so here it is. A few years ago when I was staying at my mom's house I came home from th...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST

Another Run in...........

What is going on in this country?  I am feeling a bit disgruntled and disillusioned, and you will be too after you hear this story from tonight.  It's not actually that dramatic but since it...
Posted by D to the A to the N to the A on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST