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Brian

I don't step on toes, Little Jack, I step on necks.

About Me

When I'm not vacationing in the Keys on my personal yacht I like to spend my time saving the world from various world-ending events, like bird flu and nuclear wars and Godzilla. Ask me about it sometime.

My Interests

Jim Beam, video games, uh, did I leave anything out? Ninjas too.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Poppins...man she's hot.

Music:

Mostly metal, lately listening to older music like Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Dio, etc. Pantera, Slayer, Machine Head, NIN all have a special place in my cold emo-hating heart. I hold emo in extreme contempt. And now for a totally ridiculous and/or absurd picture, thanks to Sammy Gunz:

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Riki-Oh - The Story of Ricky, Office Space, anything Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Television:

TV is mind control. Don't be a victim.

Books:

Mostly Sci-Fi/Fantasy, such as the Sword of Truth by Goodkind, a Song of Ice and Fire by Martin, and I used to like the Wheel of Time series until around book 30 or whatever the hell its on now...end the series and start a new one guy, come on. Nothing significant happened in the last 2000 or so pages I read. Oh and anything by David Eddings or R. A. Salvatore.

Heroes:

Jeffrey Lebowski, Master Chief, uh...myself! Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran.

My Blog

Whiskey and Slayer

So I had this dream I was totally insane and throwing people off of a cliff.  The kind of cliff you see on truck commercials in the middle of nowhere.  Screaming the lyrics to " god hates us...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST

Raging Alcoholism

    Damn it all, I just drank a bottle of captain and I'm not really that drunk.  Don't know if anyone actually reads this crap but I was expecting a little more out of this bottle...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST