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2ndmouse

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DONNA, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Jess: No, "I'm not a bathtub!" My head was like an angry pumpkin about to explode!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Junction City, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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stellalive

Stella*

Age:
84 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sjælland
Country:
Denmark
Status:
In a Relationship
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jennzipp

Zipp

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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thecarmenator

carmen

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Toronto, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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nikki It's such a fine line between stupid and clever and I walk it everyday.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Issaquah , Washington
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Monette

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Makati
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
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thagreatleon

Aaron The Powers of the Quail: Patience, Intelligence, Speed.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TACOMA, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Big Boi

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London, London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Swivel

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

je m'appelle Roland The voice of the people is the voice of God.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Quezon City, Metro Manila
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
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ARNI

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
las pinas, las pinas
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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howardstar

Just Howie

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
More to love!
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banile

Bani "Beware of the girl with deep red hair. A man is safer in the electric chair!"

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Iowa
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Ethan

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Sarah

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
St. Andrews, Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Rose

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Weston-Super-Mare, South West
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Michael Ian Black

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

HRDavidHR waiting on You.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fresno, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Mads Nissen

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
www.madsnissen.com
Country:
Denmark
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Carina The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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theweilhours

shelly weil

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
killowho

JaCK Of SpaDes WELCOME TO ELROY PAGE,Walk in peace and harmony

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PHOENIX, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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ski bum 07

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DOLORES, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
CARDOANDWEOUTCHEAENT

CARDO SMOKIN ON PERP JUST 2 EASE MY MIND OH U LIKE DAT

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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robertbenchley

Robert Benchley

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
mizzkyttie

Kim Sunny but Strange; Sweet, yet Twisted. Always Fun.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Cruella de Ville THERE'S A PUNK IN THE SUPERMARKET

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Barcelona,
Country:
Spain
Status:
Married
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JAY JAY PRESENTS...... The greatest comedy show to come to Philly 'THE BIG SHOW if your not there your a dickhead!

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Philadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
East Indian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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adrianchild

Wishing you LOVE, PEACE, AND SOUL!!

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
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weeklymodernist

Al [email protected] (home email)

Age:
56 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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unlikelystories

Jonathan

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
El Paso, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
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Networking

Age:
30 years old
Status:
Single
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corybibby

The Cory B and Oli Show! DO WORK SON!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bellevue, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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teamwoolf

Tegan Voracious. Intelligent. Unsatisfied. Female.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
camerata78

Camerata Camerata

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Longvilliers, Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

jonathan wage peace

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Jersey
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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christophesergent

Christophe

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nantes ou Audierne,
Country:
France
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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paoonthemoon

Pao on the Moon

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
paris, Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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ღ Li ღ

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Stockton, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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jkeith

J. Keith

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York City, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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fotis

f o t i s ...it goes splat splat, like spaghetti...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Anaheim Hills, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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Bev Cheekbones like geometry, and eyes like sin.

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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birdieschirping

...oh, so lovely...

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
denise_aka_magpie

Denise.

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
where all the flips stay at =), California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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Friends
garasky

Philip

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fountain Valley, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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cmk44

Chris Scott [4] It's an Nintendo sixty-fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
I don't even know where,
Country:
Togo
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

WHAT WE HAVE life. love. regret.

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Santa Barbara, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
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AndreaDoria are you who you wanna be?

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DOWNERS GROVE, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
yoojungpark

April Making April

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Networking