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Jonathan

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm the Original Texas Jewboy. Kinky Friedman used to be the Original Texas Jewboy, but I shot him in Reno just to watch him die.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MySpace keeps deleting the comments I write on this subject, perhaps because I included a URL. I shall attempt to rephrase.There's a web site called Unlikely 2.0, previously Unlikely Stories, which publishes political and cultural essays, poetry, fiction, creative non-fiction, visual art, music, short films, and essays and reviews on all of the above subjects. If you are interested in working with Unlikely 2.0, you must very cleverly find the URL, then read the Mission Statement, which is signed in blood and bound in human dreams. Good luck.

Books:

I've written three poetry chapbooks, which you can learn about at http://jonathan.unlikelystories.org

Heroes:

All these people that you mention
I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name

My Blog

On the translation of "The Golden Compass" into film

Mankind will never be free until the last Hollywood producer is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:52:00 PST

On suitable presents this holiday seasion

A barony of Sealand.
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

Someone to open each and every door

The upper-middle class teenage males of El Paso (who would be shit poor in any other town, but that's beside the point) are rebelling through androgyny. It is a fine and excellent rebellion, especiall...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:37:00 PST

Founded in 1912 by Harriet Monroe. Honest.

It is true that the one time I met employees of the Poetry Foundation, they were both exceptionally jackassed and noticably stupid.It is also true that the Poetry Foundation has more money than sense....
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

art and narcissism

[This is my first blog entry, anywhere. I have reservations about the medium. I do not consider it publishing, and unlike essays I've published, I might pull this for any or no reason. Thank you for s...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST