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nikki

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever and I walk it everyday.

About Me

I have three gifts; deep tissue massage and touch in general, personality mirroring, often referred to as co-dependence. So maybe that's not a "gift", but it does allow me the capability to hold a conversation with any 'ol jack-ass I meet. Lastly, possessing the mentality of a nine yr old. Now I know what your probably thinking, is that something you should consider a gift Nikki? Indeed it is. I volunteer at my sons school one day a week and let me tell you I am quite popular. The little girls LOVE me. I do a lot of handholding, braiding hair and of course teatherball. However, my real success is with the boys, surprise surprise. Sure, when I forwardly announced on second recess that I was the four-square champion of the world there was a bit of an uprising, but my serves and shut out passes soon proved my point and the boys took to worshipping me as well. I am also really good at making up different types of tag and basketball, who doesn't love that? I am easily excited by the smallest things, such as, the very idea of being able to sleep in, recieving massage, flattery, camping deep for days, live music, traveling anywhere, baking cookies, surgical procedures and giving injections, skirts and dresses, SUN, dancing around my house, my son saying, "I'm being saracastic mom" (such a proud moment), bad teen movies(especially if they include dance-offs) and being with people that make me laugh like an idiot (which is not at all hard to do). I recognize that we're all human and screw up constantly so I don't waste my time being judgemental. However, I don't have much patience for people who are victims in their own lives or are full of shit(unless they're funny), but I'm an optimist and can't hold a grudge to save my life, so I tend to just let things go. That's probably just mental laziness, but what can I say I prefer to be happy than to be angry...
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My Interests

Laughing, funny people, satire, microbiology, Going to Tennessee and riding horses 1/2 drunk on moonshine with my BFF, organic food, free beer, yoga, nicknaming people and animals,theatre, saving stray dogs, camping, cheap travel, going to shows and shak'n my groove thang, "air quotes", sardonic irreverence, people that say rad &/or peace out, essays, swimming holes, wheat-free baked goods, wit, front porch sitt'n, mockumentaries, social competence/compassion, COMEDY,dance-offs, and laying on the couch and watching the Price is Right..........

I'd like to meet:

Dave Eggars, Andy Samberg, Luke Wilson, David Sedaris, Parker Posey, JD Salinger(if he's come out of hiding), The host of Cash Cab, Ed McMann at my door with a fat check, and mostly good 'ol Bill Clinton!!

Music:

....give me a dark bar and a jukebox and burn your radio.....

Movies:

Anchorman, Tombstone, Secretary, High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider, Waiting for Guffman, The Departed, Old school, Super Troopers, Office Space, The Jerk, Breakin, Caddyshack, I heart Huckabees, Fear and Loathing, Beautiful Girls, Sin City, Snatch and Lock Stock, Usual Suspects, X-men 1 & 2, Star Wars, 28 Days Later, Shawshank Redemption, Baraka, Iron Monkey, Once Were Warriors, Fletch and An Inconvenient Truth

Television:

The Office, What not to Wear, Lost, Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen, Battlestar Gallactica and Greys Anatomy, I miss Arrested Development,lately though all I really watch is I Shouldn't Be Alive, something about surviving surgery and that new taxi cab game show all on discovery I think.........

Books:

Franny and Zoey, Celestine Prophecy, Mists of Avalon, Freakenomics, Confederancy of Dunces, Jitterbug Perfume, The Devil Wears Prada, Guns Germs and Steel, Bill Mahr's The New Rules, Nanny Diaries, Wicked, The Red Tent, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, America The Book: A Citizens Guide to Inaction, Galapagos, Still Life with Woodpecker, Dharma Bums and many many more.............

Heroes:

Anyone who has a kind heart or a slick plan

My Blog

Quick Get the 409!!!

  This is I think an essay that was supposed to be about somone I admire that I had to write a few years ago while taking pre-reqs for nursing. I just found it and I'm pretty sure it's a rou...
Posted by nikki on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

Bush vs... Bush?

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Posted by nikki on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

George W. Bush: Words vs Reality

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Posted by nikki on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

I heart Megan!!! Big time!

I think Bush seems like that fun guy. You know, that guy you invite to the barbecue because you know he'll start the whiffle ball game. He's like Whiffle Ball Tony! You're like, 'Yeah, Whiffle Ball To...
Posted by nikki on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

Bukowski quote, stolen from Janene of course

"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs, and maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. I...
Posted by nikki on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST