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Justin Toxicated

Life *is* pain. Anyone who tells you anything different is selling something.

About Me

To thine own self be true, or for god sakes, stop wasting my time. I'm a smartass, a stoic, a sweetheart, a toughguy, a white trash intellectual. I have a fearless heart. I don't own any Prada or wax my chest. I'm a Democrat who owns guns. I ain't no niceguy afterall (That's a Lemmy and Ozzy Duet, look it up). I have a built-in shock-proof bullshit detector. I'm a Taurus, so I don't care about astrology. I can cook. I walk the Line. I'm a thousand miles from nowhere. I'm on the road less traveled. I am in touch with my inner geek. I 'yam what I 'yam. I took all I can stands and I can't stands no more. I think Sexy is rarely Funny, but Funny is always Sexy. I don't have a heart to break. I could dream but life don't work that way. I'm tired of walking so many lonely miles. I believe that the ability to lie well is a sign of a major character flaw. I am into Redemption for myself and Revenge against others. I can kick your exboyfriends ass, but I'm not a jealous freak. I think love is about caring for someone else more than you care about yourself, but I am very selfish, which is why I'm single. I am flawed but looking to improve. I'm Beringian. I am not personally defined by nor limited to any set image or fashion standards. I will not wear 300$ Jeans. I'm Fucking Fantastic, and Vice Versa. And I'm not totally full of shit. Much. aim/yahoo/msn as jetcityjustin (13-TCB/GFY-69)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Art, Politics, Hot Sauce, Movies, Thai Food, Tequila, Sex, Erotica, BBQ, Hot Rods, Stripper Boots, Pomade, Democracy, Beating up Republicans, Guns, Cowgirls, Ballard, Belltown, Georgetown, Intimidating Yuppies and Scaring Tourists, Live Music, History, Your Sister, Toy Collecting. And maybe you.

I'd like to meet:

The Bride of Frankenstein, Santa de Muerte, Elvira, Catwoman, Traci Lords in her Crybaby getup, Bar Industry Pros, Artists and Musicians who don't act like Artists or Musicians, girls without a gag-reflex, guys with hot sisters, Non idiots, Anti-bourgeois roughnecks, Intelligentsia, Freaks, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, and strippers who'd look good in the trunk of my car. What happened to all the tragically flawed, gorgeously eccentric, eccentrically gorgeous, troubled yet redeemable diva types? All I seem to meet are well-adjusted functional adults (squares). I need someone to save me from Myself, embodied in the form of a sex crazed and keen witted succubus. Who can bake. Yeah, ok, as great as it might be to meet someone that I want to devote myself to fully, meeting Miss Right is best left to fate. I'm a realist, so I'm not against Miss Right-Now. Or even Miss-Lets-Get-Drinks...Bob Saget and Jamie Kennedy (Bob Saget Rap Video)

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Music:

Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Rock (and Roll), Old/Alt Country, Techno-Industrial, Rock songs that Rock, Non-white Blues, American Roots, Bluegrass, Rock songs about Rock (I.E. I wanna Rock, Rock'n Roll High School, Let there Be Rock, Etc Etc), Rawk (See Above), Non-pop HipHop, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Steve Earle, Anything that stirs my blood or makes me think, Anything that don't suck.Ram Jam - Black Betty

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Movies:

Troops

Add to My Profile | More VideosFilm Noir, Greaser Flicks, War Films, Sci-fi ala Star Wars Trilogy, Drama, Camp, Cult, Horror, Fantasy ala the Lord of the Rings trilogy or Princess Bride, anything involving Danny Elfman or John Waters.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Sopranos, Southpark, Daily Show, Colbert, Aquateen, Venture Bros. Most Adult Swim, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica (Totally geekin out for that one) and the stuff on PBS that isn't about organic gardening or baby boomers.

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence is still my fav of all time, but I try to keep current and well rounded. Sedaris, Kundera, Carver, Bukowski, H.S.T., Chomsky, Marquez, and almost all History. Honestly though, I haven't read anything decent in a year besides Mags like Juxtapoz, Varla, Garage, Gearhead and Barracuda.

Heroes:

Remember one of the founding tenets that made America great: mind your own goddamn business.BUT! I will add a few quotes I like by notable individuals I think aren't idiots."Some people get by with a little understanding... Some people get by with a whole lot more." -Sisters of Mercy"I am Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me." -Rudyard Kipling"Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will budge for no man's pleasure, aye". -Mercutio, Romeo and JullietteMojo Nixon:Brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution Lemme tell ya something... In the beginging there was pleasure and it was good. And four bars and seven drinks ago, in order to form a more perfect Las Vegas We the weird.. mushroom gobbeling army of insainity with one nation under Dino do solemely pledge:I pleasurelegience to Tom Jones, Drinking and Gambling, to Fornication, Hallucination, to visit the Holy City at least Once a Year, Lead us not unto Wayne Newton, and deliever us from Michael Bolton. I pleasuraparo to solemley swear to go forth, skip work, sleep late and make pleasure on the planet. I'm a pleasure Baron, let the drinking begin!!!William Burroughs:"If you ever have buisiness dealing with a religous sunuvabitch, GET IT IN WRITING. His word isn't worth shit, not with the Good Lord tellin' him how to fuck you on the deal."

My Blog

I feel fuckin great. And sweaty.

Why did I ever stop working out? (Probably because I'm a lazy bastard.) I'll probly be a sore lump tomorrow, but fuckit, I feel awesome! And I just found out that half of Georgetown goes to the same g...
Posted by Justin Toxicated on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

"The Hanging Psalm"

Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,  And in sin did my mother conceive me.Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward being,  Therefore teach me wisdom in my secret heart.Purge me with hy...
Posted by Justin Toxicated on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

There's no "normal" life. There's just Life

I was born with a heart-shaped hole in my chest, and for years now I have been trying to fill it with Expensive Liquor and Cheap Women, but the thing appears to be bottomless and it's becoming appar...
Posted by Justin Toxicated on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

Texans have Short Mans Complex....

It's why they like big hats, huge cars and the Cowboys. This is for all you Steers and Queers with your "Why Texas is sooooo fuckin cool" posts, (I notice alot of you don't even live there anymore. In...
Posted by Justin Toxicated on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:51:00 PST