Art, Politics, Hot Sauce, Movies, Thai Food, Tequila, Sex, Erotica, BBQ, Hot Rods, Stripper Boots, Pomade, Democracy, Beating up Republicans, Guns, Cowgirls, Ballard, Belltown, Georgetown, Intimidating Yuppies and Scaring Tourists, Live Music, History, Your Sister, Toy Collecting. And maybe you.
The Bride of Frankenstein, Santa de Muerte, Elvira, Catwoman, Traci Lords in her Crybaby getup, Bar Industry Pros, Artists and Musicians who don't act like Artists or Musicians, girls without a gag-reflex, guys with hot sisters, Non idiots, Anti-bourgeois roughnecks, Intelligentsia, Freaks, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, and strippers who'd look good in the trunk of my car. What happened to all the tragically flawed, gorgeously eccentric, eccentrically gorgeous, troubled yet redeemable diva types? All I seem to meet are well-adjusted functional adults (squares). I need someone to save me from Myself, embodied in the form of a sex crazed and keen witted succubus. Who can bake. Yeah, ok, as great as it might be to meet someone that I want to devote myself to fully, meeting Miss Right is best left to fate. I'm a realist, so I'm not against Miss Right-Now.
Or even Miss-Lets-Get-Drinks...Bob Saget and Jamie Kennedy (Bob Saget Rap Video)
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Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Rock (and Roll), Old/Alt Country, Techno-Industrial, Rock songs that Rock, Non-white Blues, American Roots, Bluegrass, Rock songs about Rock (I.E. I wanna Rock, Rock'n Roll High School, Let there Be Rock, Etc Etc), Rawk (See Above), Non-pop HipHop, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave, Steve Earle, Anything that stirs my blood or makes me think, Anything that don't suck.Ram Jam - Black Betty
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Add to My Profile | More VideosFilm Noir, Greaser Flicks, War Films, Sci-fi ala Star Wars Trilogy, Drama, Camp, Cult, Horror, Fantasy ala the Lord of the Rings trilogy or Princess Bride, anything involving Danny Elfman or John Waters.
Simpsons, Family Guy, Sopranos, Southpark, Daily Show, Colbert, Aquateen, Venture Bros. Most Adult Swim, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica (Totally geekin out for that one) and the stuff on PBS that isn't about organic gardening or baby boomers.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence is still my fav of all time, but I try to keep current and well rounded. Sedaris, Kundera, Carver, Bukowski, H.S.T., Chomsky, Marquez, and almost all History. Honestly though, I haven't read anything decent in a year besides Mags like Juxtapoz, Varla, Garage, Gearhead and Barracuda.
Remember one of the founding tenets that made America great: mind your own goddamn business.BUT! I will add a few quotes I like by notable individuals I think aren't idiots."Some people get by with a little understanding... Some people get by with a whole lot more." -Sisters of Mercy"I am Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me." -Rudyard Kipling"Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will budge for no man's pleasure, aye". -Mercutio, Romeo and JullietteMojo Nixon:Brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution Lemme tell ya something... In the beginging there was pleasure and it was good. And four bars and seven drinks ago, in order to form a more perfect Las Vegas We the weird.. mushroom gobbeling army of insainity with one nation under Dino do solemely pledge:I pleasurelegience to Tom Jones, Drinking and Gambling, to Fornication, Hallucination, to visit the Holy City at least Once a Year, Lead us not unto Wayne Newton, and deliever us from Michael Bolton. I pleasuraparo to solemley swear to go forth, skip work, sleep late and make pleasure on the planet. I'm a pleasure Baron, let the drinking begin!!!William Burroughs:"If you ever have buisiness dealing with a religous sunuvabitch, GET IT IN WRITING. His word isn't worth shit, not with the Good Lord tellin' him how to fuck you on the deal."