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Snotty McSnotterson

If this heat doesn't kill the elderly, I will.

About Me

Human oddity, frustrated blogger; inclined towards tragic comedy and words like 'omphaloskepsis'. I like to think of myself as an only child, but I'm not.

My Interests

*Inappropriate giggling
*Monsters
*Power ballads
*Mid-century modern
*Walter and Perry
*Triple cream brie
*Spelling bees
*Foreign languages
*Blogging
*Tetris/Dr. Mario
*5-dollar words
*Vinyl
*Photobooths
*Baking
*Japanese toys
*Curse words
*Hot dogs
*Robots
*Ninjas
*Pirates
*Dictionaries
*Sundays
*Sarcasm
*West Wing
*Bananas
*Libraries
*Edward Gorey
*Basil drinks
*Dancing
*Going out
*Geeking out
*Throwing horns
*Stabbing the worthy

I'd like to meet:

A ten-dollar word. Alexey Pajitnov. The Bluth family. And Tomek Baginski, who made this:

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Calia

Herr Nelson

Temptress

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Harps

Sangster

Leenie

Mr. Mel

Jujube

Timo

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Music:

All shall be revealed here:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/

A small and incomplete list of some of my favorites:
Neko Case, Radiohead, The Posies, The Smiths, David Bowie, Bjork, Royksopp, Mark Ronson, Velvet Underground, Amy Winehouse, James, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Nina Simone, Ray LaMontagne, Journey (YES, YES I SAID JOURNEY, and while we're at it, why don't I just put down JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, too), Echo & the Bunnymen, Patsy Cline, Client, Spoon, The Beatles, Jose Carreras, Rachmaninoff, Madeleine Peyroux. Too many to name, damn it.

Movies:

Documentaries, kung fu, animation, foreign, indie. I also like really, really BAD movies, e.g.; Showgirls and Dirty Love.

Fight Club, Kung Fu Hustle, Donnie Darko, Elling, Dangerous Liaisons, Italian Job, How to Marry a Millionaire, City of Lost Children, Amelie, Cool Hand Luke, Funny Girl, Breaking the Waves, Party Girl, The Big Lebowski, anything by Miyazaki, Wes Anderson or Christopher Guest. I also love bad teen dance movies. A LOT.

Television:

is the Devil. Drink art instead! Check out my faves:

www.southersalazar.net, www.raycaesar.com, www.33rpmdesign.com, www.thegirlsproductions.com, www.jonburgerman.com, www.corporatepig.com

Books:

David Sedaris, Dennis Hensley, John Irving, Amy Tan, Augusten Burroughs, George R. R. Martin, Tom Robbins, Neil Gaiman, Raymond Carver, Jonathan Ames, Jonathan Franzen, Rilke, Nick Hornby, Anne Carson, Szymborska, Sol Juana, Dave Eggers, Albert Camus, Po Bronson, Dan Savage, Sherman Alexie, Ralph Ellison and Jean Thompson.

My favorite book ever is The Phantom Tollbooth. I'm also a word and grammar geek, so I have a lot of obsolete dictionaries and nerd-specific reference books pertaining to these subjects. And I love The Oxford English Dictionary, 'cause that's how I roll.

Heroes:

Bloodninja. Bob Saget. My kiddo.