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Kaye

Goodbye Fried Rice....Hello Fried Chicken!

About Me

I've got big feet. I have big fingers. But I'm short. Things like that suck. I talk like a Valley Girl and I have no idea how that happened. I really dislike hippies. I still hold on to the dream that I'll bear Shawn Kemp's 17th kid or Adam Morrison's 1st child. But I'm not saying I'm a gold digga....I am a dancer, but unfortunately, I’m not that great, which has caused me to spend most of my career dancing around cold, inanimate objects like poles. I’m also a struggling actress, and though the casting couch has been fun, it hasn’t been too helpful – I’ve only been in two commercials.

My Interests

UPDATE: The older me loves many of the same things, but somethings have changed. For instance, now I drink Fat Tire instead of Coors Light. And sometimes I'll go so far as drinking wine or a mixed drink. I love music - all kinds. And I love going to concerts, which I haven't done as much this year since ticket prices are insane. I love going to trashy bars and drinking Coors Light and peeling the labels off the bottle. I hate working. I hate people that are oblivious either at the mall or on the sidewalk and feel that it is a necessity for them to walk side by side with three of their closest friends. As often as I can, I try not to move unless I risk the chance of serious injury. I love celebrity gossip. I love ADAM MORRISON.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people like myself AND GEORGE W. BUSH. I'D ALSO LIKE TO MEET NICK COLLISON. AND ROBIN THICKE, YES, ALAN THICKE'S SON.Oh - and anyone who has the same weird fascination of peanut butter that Teri & I have:

Music:

I think I'm now in love with Robin Thicke, and not just because his father, Alan Thicke, is the greatest actor of all time. Jack Johnson is the best. Left Hand Smoke is great, plus they're a Seattle band! G Love and Special Sauce are great, and I love John Mayer, like every other 14 year old girl out there. But nothing will ever beat my future husband, my baby's daddy, CHRIS ISAAK. I LOVE ANY MUSICIAN THAT USED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SURFER...

Movies:

Going to the movies costs way too much now, so I'm a movie renter. I just saw "Stevie" and it was so sad and pathetic and sad to say, funny. I now know why my dad got the hell out of the midwest.

Television:

Oh my God! Does anyone aside from me watch "Cash Cab?" That show is the greatest! TV is not only a cause of the moral decay of American society, it is also a cause of brain & dental decay. That being said, I LOVE TV, especially Reality TV - on MTV - such as the Real World, Road Rules, or any combination thereof. It is a necessity for me to watch Jeopardy. Reno 911 is hilarious. I'm a slave to those freaking MTV shows like Made, Sweet 16, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - LAGUNA BEACH. I can't believe the end of season II is upon us. I have no life - and now I don't know what I will do now that this season is over! I know I attended my ten year reunion and all and that I shouldn't really watch this show - but this show is sooooo good. Speaking of which:Take the quiz: "Which Laguna Beach Character are You?"

LC
You are LC, very fashionable, rich, and GORGEOUS. You are bitchy but in a silent way. Who cares though with looks like that!?

Books:

Currently Reading: "A New Direction: My Plan for a Better Pennsylvania" by Lynn Swann, who was not ony a great football player, but is also a republican....and get this....Black! Past Favorites: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and They Shall Know Our Velocity are so great! I love Dave Eggers! White Teeth and the Autograph Man by Zadie Smith were good too. And you can't go wrong w/ the Shopaholic Series, and last but not least - a shout out to JC - who aided in the writing my favorite book - the New Testament. Please note that I'm just joking.

Heroes:

God, Gandhi, Lynn Swann and myself.

My Blog

A Day in the Park

There are many things to be said about working downtown.....being near the waterfront and Pioneer Square is great, and nothing is as sweet as the smell of urine in the summer time.  And believe m...
Posted by Kaye on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

Please Pray with (and for) Me

It's been a hard week for me, a very hard week.  It is completely rare when I do something so selfish as asking my friends to pray for me, but these are hard times....and selfishness is next to G...
Posted by Kaye on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST

Dog Fur, Alcoholic Wives & Sweat

Dog Fur, Alcoholic Wives and Sweat....Yeah, I know, these are three unrelated topics, but in my mind, there's a definite connection. Dog FurReally, there's no purpose for dog fur - except to keep dogs...
Posted by Kaye on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

My Obsession with Grammar and A Rod Collide

I forgot how funny the Onion can sometimes be.  Well, actually, it's probably funny only to me...but oh well: A-Rod Also Leading Yankees In Grammatical Errors July 27, 2006 NEW YORKAfter an emb...
Posted by Kaye on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST

Insane Shit

Okay, so in the Times today, there is an article about attacks that have occurred at a park in Pierce County.  Apparently the perpetrators of these attacks have some connection to the Insane...
Posted by Kaye on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:57:00 PST

We Can Make A Difference

These are troubling times my friends.  We continuously hear about how poverty and homeless rates are on the rise (Though the biased news media would like you to believe that this is rel...
Posted by Kaye on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

Bulletins to Blogs.....and Global Warming

Okay, so I'm pulling a Vanessa by posting a blog with answers to these surveys instead of reposting them into the bulletin section.  I have no clue as to why I feel obligated to keep these survey...
Posted by Kaye on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

New Profession

I often find myself wondering what I want to do for the rest of my life.  Being a lowly slave to attorneys - well, I can't see myself doing this forever.  Anywho, I was assigned the fun task...
Posted by Kaye on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:30:00 PST

Good Times, Bad Times

Good Times:  I got a phone!  Yay!  Better Times:  I didn't have to sell my soul to the devil or sell my body to a John on Aurora to get the new phone.  (I did it the cheap way...
Posted by Kaye on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:12:00 PST

Born to raise Hell, We know how to do it and we do it real well.......

Brian, Matt, and my other mixed race friends..... apparently we were born to raise Hell: Multiracial Youth More Likely to Engage in Violence, Substance Abuse Official UW News Release - May 1, 200...
Posted by Kaye on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:05:00 PST