MySpace 101: HEY I'VE GOT AN IDEA, HOW ABOUT YOU CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND TO SOME SEIZURE-INDUCING COLOR, WRITE A 20,000 WORD ESSAY ON WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE DIFFERENT, END IT WITH SOME SUPER COOL BIT OF RANDOMNESS SUCH AS "OMG I LIKE RUBBING SWISS CHEESE ON A CROWBAR" CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SHIT LIKE THAT'S FUNNY. OH AND MAYBE IF YOU'RE REAL SLICK YOU CAN POST A VIDEO OF SOME GAY BAND DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST, BEING GAY. ALL OF THIS WRAPPED UP INTO ONE TIGHT LITTLE PACKAGE WILL NOT ONLY MAKE MY BROWSER WANT TO CRY WITH DISTRESS, BUT IT'S SURE TO SELL ME ON YOUR GENERIC ORIGINALITY. MORE PROFILES PLEASE, GINA THE GIMMICK EATING GORILLA IS MIGHTY HUNGRY.
