funny answering machine messages profiles

cheeks_skeehc

Kevin

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
E-TOWN, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Friends

SocietyVs SocietyVs: School is in!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Saskatchewan
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking
vixen_creations

† Vixen Creations † I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
oldmanslyne

young man slyne

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
new london, Alabama
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Here For:
Friends

Trucker NIGHT SHIFT IS KILLING MY SOUL

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Melbourne, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Married
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking

ton sua

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
eclecticistic

becca

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Arcata, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Steph

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
roxsean

Sean&Rox

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Knoxville, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Strong Bad

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Strong Badia, OKLAHOMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Serious Relationships
dance_alyssa

~..So Happy Now That I Got You..~ *~*..If you look under the hard part of life you will find something good always come out of it..So

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
West Union, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Let Sunshine Do[Reefer Maddness]

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Wild, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends
MarkLynch

★Geezah★ That was my ass you saw bouncing next to Ludacris...

Age:
45 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Charlotte, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

chocolate kitty

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
vancouver,
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
tagel55

Sonja and the cat came back the very next day, they thought she was a goner but the cat came back.

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
west coast of, British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Daniel i forgot my old password

Age:
53 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TRENTON, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

LAC/DC Keeping the dogs away. Keeping the dogs at bay

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
St Paul. You know, Pigs Eye, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking
geneivegeneive

geneive

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
manchester,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

POPMACHINE lucky.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
vancouver, BC
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
wiggety_wirtz

O.T.H. Wiggety Wirtz..I'll Do Your Body Good! Through the room of lights that luminance off the smoke, through the drowning of sound from the poun

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHESTERTON/WILLOWBROOK, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

NCOIC of Keepin it Real How are you today? Kill!

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Silverdale, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Run Lanie, Run CULT OF THE DRUM-HER

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Feliz, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
nothing_clever

jonathan

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
talktome_mark

Talk To Me TALK TO ME

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London, LO
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking

The Apology Line

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Tingler

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FARMVILLE, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lickyalipsboy

Miss Electra ™ Never dwell on one obstacle too long,for tomorrow is another day

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Greece
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Sherri Shepherd If the next 24 hours determined where you'd spend eternity...what would you do?

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Conroe, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

AC headlines are lame!!!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

marie

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

douge and mon che che

Age:
105 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Dead Moon Rising The Movie

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
phuq_up

Emx

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brighton, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
lethal_legs

natalie Lethal Legs :P

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sydney,
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
johnsey_inc

j.O.h.N.s.E.y Stand up, on your own two feet, nobody's piece of meat, dont listen to the fashion fuckers on t.v

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
the morgue,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
lisastrangetattoos

lisa.strange Ego doesn't equal talent!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Davison, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
mrsweetbackjah

Mr Sweet Back Jah

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Jamaica
Status:
Single
the_cass13

Cusandra Curpstompâ„¢

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
meriden, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Beth

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tampa, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

j. Guellerito is for hire: $20/hour

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
St Louis, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Here For:
Serious Relationships, Networking
jenpinkfloyd

Jen ♥'s Pink Floyd Point Me At The Sky

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York City, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
allmyrelativesinc

All My Relatives.INC

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking
musiccleveland

Music Cleveland

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cleveland/Akron, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Networking
janebook666

michizzle

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
darjawithaj

darja.with.a.J

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Kirtland, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
glitrgyrl

Jodee

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
ferm22

rivethead-rasta If you've got some, give it to me....

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Mildreds

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
RESTON, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single