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j.O.h.N.s.E.y

Stand up, on your own two feet, nobody's piece of meat, dont listen to the fashion fuckers on t.v

About Me

hello there!! some people call me matt, others call me johnsey (i prefer johnsey but watever u want really, im not fussy) i live on the south west-side of england. in a little village called malborough which is near kingsbridge and salcombe (if u know ne of those places).......how wonderful.ummmm......im a qualified mechanic but i dont work as 1 at the moment. i go 2 'deep blue sound' college in plymouth n study 'sound engineering and music technology' which is as cool as it sounds, we spend most of the time sat around listenin 2 music......slack as fuck! hahahaha. i play guitar. and bass a little bit, i also dabble on the keyboard (i am proper shit at that though). i play in a couple of bands but i wanna b in more. so if u wanna start 1 please ask. i luv goin out with mates (doin anythin, not JUST goin 2 the pub), i enjoy the odd smoke (if u know wat i mean), i seem to like spending money, which is a bad thing! (if i hav money in my wallet ill spend it, i am gettin better though.....kinda :]) so i guess i sound like a typical student...................damnit!!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt or Johnsey
Birthday: 19th june
Birthplace: freedom fields
Current Location: my room
Eye Color: blue-ish
Hair Color: brown-ish
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: .....british!?!?!?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Es' (kinda skate shoes i suppose)
Your Weakness: smokin
Your Fears: tunnel slides , the sea, snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: sumthin meaty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I have lots
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (and i hate it)
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Can i stay in bed?"
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno
Your Bedtime: wen i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: how do u miss a memory?? that makes no sense!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, dont do fast food
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither ...YUK!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, cant handle 2 much choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: no thanx
Do you Smoke: yip
Do you Swear: fuckin hell yeah mo-fo
Do you Sing: not in public
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: im at college, so....yeah
Do you want to get Married: 1 day
Do you belive in yourself: rarley
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: .....not a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah they kick-ass!!
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and the bass a bit (keyboard a little)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah 2 much
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah 2 much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yip
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yip (new 1 in Plymhole)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope (wat r they??)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope (it tastes like nothing)
In the past month have you been on Stage: ..kinda
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hahahaha no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: dont think so
Ever been Drunk: yip
Ever been called a Tease: dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: yip
Ever Shoplifted: mayb
How do you want to Die: in my sleep please
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older , bigger , wiser
What country would you most like to Visit: um....brazil would b cool i recon.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont mind as long as their pretty
Favourite Hair Color: not botherd
Short or Long Hair: not 2 short
Height: smaller than me
Weight: no fattys!
Best Clothing Style: i dunno.....cool style?lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: -no comment-
Number of CDs I own: bout 200 i recon
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 many 2 list

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Music:

Music
Im not gonna try n list of all the bands and artists i like coz it would take 2 long, and Il prob forget a load of them, and il spend ages trying to think, which means il take even longer........so I wont. The trend is dead! So im gonna use this space 'ere to say....... "Congratulations. You've just decoded the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, in care of the Funny Farm". (Pink Floyd)

Movies:

House of 1000 corpses + the devils rejects. Clockwork orange. Donnie Darko. Shaun of the dead. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Usual suspects. Saw I + II. Fight club. Sin city. Bad taste. Pulp fiction (acutally..... just all tarantino films). +loads more (cant b arsed to go on).. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Spaced. Family guy. The mighty boosh. Bill Bailey stuff. Lost. .........um........... most T.V is shite.

Heroes:

DIMEBAG DARRELL .(RIP). LYNN STRAIT .(RIP).